/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10436989
>I'm going to be in a coma until April
this true?????

>>10409637
alright it's about to go downhill

>back at the hotel, we clean up the trash they left on our side
>when roomies arrive, we have an HOUR LONG talk with them (three adults) about cleanliness
>they finally apologize and start cleaning up
>yay! problem solved
>wait
>why are they stashing their candy wrappers under the bed and mattress
>nani
>me and my friend are too tired. we'll pretend we cannot see. zzz

day 2
>have a wonderful day 2
>im at the hotel with my friend, roomies are at a rave
>we clean the room again
>about to zzz
>we hear giggling outside the door
>roomies burst in at 1 am, hammered out of their minds
>they come closer to us and good heavens
>the STENCH
>they stink so fucking bad
>my friend and i hide under the covers and try not to suffocate

day 3
>i wake up to a revolting smell
>oh its monsterfucker walking past my bed
>friend and i come to sinking realization that monsterfucker has not showered since the rave. maybe even since the con started.
>the blanket off of monsterfucker's bed has fell off
>i go to pick it up for her
>jfc
>monsterfucker's BO is literally imprinted onto the bedsheets + they're kinda yellowy
>muffled gagging
>gonna shower now to cleanse myself of the shit i've seen
>wait
>what is this large purple garment i see on the ground
>oh
>stained panties
>in the middle of the room
>the smell is wafting up to my nose
>i go outside to dry heave
>there is only one person those panties could belong to
>monsterfucker is the outlier in size between all of us, so they have to be hers
>we confront monsterfucker
>apparently she decided to strip after the rave because of the heat and had flung her panties off
>imagine if they had landed on me
>well ok, please pick them up
>yeah sure! she says
>she doesn't pick them up.
>she
>doesn't
>pick
>them
>up

>my friend and i pack our shit and get ready to leave asap
>by the time we're done, 1 hour has passed
>monsterfucker still smells
>her panties are still on the ground, abandoned

never again

>>10190662
>have wedding
>friend shows up in a gray shirt, black pants, and a teal tie with two clips
>mfw he low-key cosplayed Miku to my wedding.