/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Be me
>Go to a vocational school program in Junior year because I think it'll help me in the future (It doesn't)
>Hang out with the weeb/stoner crowd on the bus
>Get crush on "leader"
>We call him Jesus because he literally looks like Jesus.
>I think he looks pretty when he blows smoke rings
>whatagem
>Work up the nerve to sit next to him on the bus.
>He starts poking me
>Obviously in weeb language this means he likes me
>Have poke war for a few minutes
>Suddenly hold his hand
>He holds it back
>dokidoki.mp3
>Stay like this the rest of the way
>Blush the rest of the day
>Nothing else ever happens because I'm too beta to say anything.
In the end I know it's better this way because what do you think would have happened if I brought home a stoner weeb named "Jesus" to my dad?