/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10895513
Every squad got the:
>con mom
>prematurely bald 25 year old man
>slutty college girl who looks 12
>guy who lost 3 toes in the coast guard

>waiting at the shuttle station with my big brother
>a Me!Me!Me! shows up
>tell her she looks cute, and that I want to cosplay Daoko Girl
>she ignores me
>starts flirting with my big bro
>he ignores her
>she starts dancing; "accidentally" flashes her panties
>"accidentally" slips a nipple
>mfw all of this

I miss 2012 so much. It hurts, gulls. IT HUUUURTS.

>>9580899
There was also an SNL skit about thong diapers, but I can't find video anywhere online.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03ahuggies.phtml

>mfw my little sister is moving in with her boyfriend
>mfw she'll be doing couple cosplays with him, not me
>mfw I still haven't asked out the girl I met in October
>mfw, at 28, I've had several gfs but never been in love

POST THE BEST OF TODAYS COSPLAYS

What the fuck is with all this whining? Go work 60 hours a week doing roofing in the middle of July to feed your kids if you want something to bitch about. Otherwise, take the time to enjoy the fact that you have the ability to spend hundreds of dollars and spend countless non-earning hours making costumes so that you can get attention, make new friends, and get wasted.

>>8634500
Yeah, Nozomi always did it as a playful sort of threat or as punishment.

>>8635001
Here you go.