/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7466459
>Tfw live in Florida and only able to go to shitty FL cons because poorfag
>Cousins and sister are going to d*c without me and rubbing it in my face because I can't afford it

>Shitty Faun/Fawn Makeup
>Flower crowns
>"Fandom Lolita co-ords" that are horrible ita trainwrecks

These are probably all commonly hated things, I know.

>buy first piece of burando from BtSSB!
>it arrives really fast
>I can't stop smiling as I carry the package up to my room
>tear that sucker open!
>hastily put on dress
>sweet jesus, this is uncomfortable
>breasts totally flatten
>bodice too short
>oh god is this what boobloaf is
>I have 100 maybe 102 cm bust, max is supposedly 108 cm
>yeah right
>how the hell do other fatty-chans squeeze into brand?
>really like the dress on, think it's cute despite pancake boobs
>a little worried it probably looks worse than I think it does
>probably seeing what I wanna see because I don't wanna give up my first brand piece
>oh god I can't take it off
>move boobs, get out the way
>I'm going to be stuck in this dress forever
>I'm going to have to cut my way out of this dress
>I'm going to end up tearing this precious burando
>panic
>eventually manage to peel it off

Ya know, I was really thinking putting on a brand dress for the first time would be a more magical moment.