/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>at con after party
>shitty Goku cosplayer is very drunk
>he cant keep his shirt on
>he accidentally rips his pants
>there's a gaping hole at the butt but he troops on
>he tries to talk to me and my friend
>he's slurring and he's unsteady on his feet
>he asks us to punch him in the head
>we decline
>he's being really insistent
>"I promise I won't get an erection" are the next words out of his mouth
>he gives us a sly smile
>nope.jpg
>he finally realizes we're not keen so he leaves
>I see him later on pestering a guy twice his size

And that was my friend's first and presumably last con after party. Whether or not Goku got his hard on shall forever remain a mystery.