/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>stop by the Marriott Starbucks to sippie on a refresher
>check /cgl/ on my phone, see there is a meetup literally a few feet away
>walk over, everyone is just super bummed out with their hands in their pockets
>a bunch of girls are standing together talking and laughing, no bois in sight
>all mine
>I walk over and before I can say anything, some oaf walks out of the Marriott and walks up to the girls
>"SORRY LADIES, I HAD TO TAKE A BIG PEEPEE OUT OF MY HUGE WEENIE, ONE YOU MIGHT SEESEE IF YOU GET LUCKY ;)
>he literally said "winky emoticon" outloud
>he takes my fucking refresher and says "thanks BOY"
>boy
I'm black and I have never been so disrespected in my life