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I'll start. Sorry if this gets long.

> Meet up at a local cafe. There is an art walk going on.
> An ouji who normally comes with his lolita girlfriend is there.
> Ouji-san orders a hard cider, finishes half of it without talking, and goes to the restroom.
> He doesn’t come out for a long time. People are complaining to the manager that they can’t use the toilet.
> Manager unlocks the door. He is vomiting all over the floor.
> Manager and some of our girls drag him outside.
> He is slurring and his breath smells like liquor. He continues to vomit outside on the concrete in front of the whole art walk, causing a huge scene.
> Manager is rightfully pissed, demanding his carkeys and threatening to call the cops. Eventually we get his keys, unlock his car, and then hand them over with a shit ton of apologies.
> We put him in the car where he passes out. There is a 1/4 empty bottle of Triple Sec in the passenger side. We take it and try to call his GF.
> She says she can’t get him and he has no friends in the area, so her brother-in-law is coming to get him.
> We stay with him for a while, trying to force him to drink some water. He just drooling it out all over his AatP vest and pants.
> Eventually we all just say “Fuck it, we barely know this guy; lets try to salvage this meet”. We leave him in his car with the water and text his GF with instructions on where he is and how to get his keys back.
> Come back 3 hours later and he is gone. According to the manager, the BIL picked him up about 45 minutes earlier.
> Comm never really speaks of it again.

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>>7998223
Ah, sorry. Too much alcohol tonight, so I'll probably regret dropping this much info tomorrow. But this girl, jesus. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

First time I met her she completely weirded me out by bringing up her asexuality into every other sentence out of her mouth. Like, we'd be talking about buying presents for peoples birthdays (or something, I don't remember) and she'd be all "I'm dating myself and give myself presents instead, you know, since I'm asexual!" or other bullshit. Super sparkly snowflake. Her outfit hadn't come in the mail in time, so she wore some cosplay to the meetup. Like, shitty piss blonde wig and go-go boots.
Next meetup is at a really upscale hotel, it's a catered pre-paid event. Snowflake shows up what looks to be an okay coordinate (KL jellyfish, with the same shitty wig, but at least there's hair accessories this time)... until I notice her shoes. They're fucking dance shoes spray painted gold, and the gold is flaking off. "They're from a cosplay, I don't feel like getting other shoes, since these work for both [cosplay and lolita] and they're comfortable". She's also wearing opaque white dance tights that have super obvious discoloration from wear, also from cosplay.

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>>7662215
You're welcome to go somewhere else if you're going to get oh-so-mad.

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