/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9572480
I got a good one
>mother is from Latin America
>still a real rice and beaner despite living here for over 25 years
>go to Japantown with her one day to get dinner
>get into elevator to get out of adjoined parking garage
>two girls in full on lolita get in with us
>mother starts gushing
>oh wow I love your outfits
>blahblah the usual stuff
>suddenly
>"so are you dressed up for the parade?"
>"is there a parade going on today?"
>nigger what?
>both girls give her this look of "ho-boy here we go"
>say no they're not here for any parade
>elevator stops they get off
>"okay, have fun!"
>explain to her after they're outta earshot that there is no damn anime parade or festival of any kind going on today
>realize trying to explain to her what lolita is would probably be futile
>tell her that they just dress that way because that's their sense of style
>our faces when she realized that she had just made a complete ass of herself