/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tfw my parents see AliExpress boxes and ask if I got "more chink bullshit"

>>9258329
How did you know she had a bush, perv?

Caught a glimpse of a girl changing in the bathroom before tea last month, and I'm still pissed over how cute her pubes were.

Mine look like a drowned rat, and hers look like an enchanted fucking garden. It's not right.

>mfw bf had food poisoning all Saturday at Dragoncon

Poor babby. I got him a Miku statue to ease the pain.

>married to a fatty-chan
>mfw people rip on fatty-chans

There's a girl in my comm who un-ironically spells "woman" with a "y."

I was cosplaying Hinata (Naruto) once and some fat-ass Hinata gave me a wedgie.

>at a lolita tea party
>surprisingly nice - good music, cute sandwiches
>someone farts, loud

Really? You couldn't go to the bathroo or something?

>meet some new friends at a con
>one guy develops a crush on me
>his fb is full of random lolita pics
>guy stalks the shit out of lolitas at every con
>he starts texting me audio clips of him farting and pictures of his shit in the toilet
>mfw

>a month passes
>see him at another con
>he crop dusts the shit out of me and my bf