/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8413914
Holy shit, seek help.

>>8286328
>"whenever I see happy couples"
They exist in real life?

Not sure if this is OT or not but I just remembered this today and figure it's pretty cringeworthy.

>Skeezeball father moves back into family home after his wife dumps him
>Always bringing around shady people, some cooler than others
>Be ~14 at time
>"Look anon, my friend likes anime like you do!"
>Fat white guy in coke bottle glasses sitting nearby, looks like an obese Bubbles from TPB
>In my face is shoved what is very clearly a loli hentai book, carefully wrapped in plastic
>Bubbles gives me the dirtiest look, can almost feel him calling me 3dpd
>mfw

A couple weeks ago I was out with my friends and it was pretty late when we were driving home. We were coming off a bride when we all started to smell something burning and quickly noticed a USPS mail truck crashed into the divider for the bridge and another road.
If that wasn't bad enough, it was completely engulfed in flames.
>All I can think about was any leftover mail/packages being destroyed forever