/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7111883

I've always been teased for liking Altair more than Ezio despite his game being shittier and his attitude being harder to tolerate. I've had to defend why I think he had a harder life than the other assassins (what with how those around him died), whether or not he actually has a scar, why I find him attractive, and why I think he's actually a decent person after he sheds his pride.

I get this sense of twisted glee when I see all the weebs attaching themselves to Ezio and ruining it for my friends while they leave Altair, for the most part, alone. This is just the icing on the cake, because they're really abusing the flirty assassin persona now and my friend is getting fussy about it.

Have fun with your Italian weebs and your "lol Jack Sparrow cross shipping" weebs. I'll be over here with the original ancestor just kicking back.

Sage for being a haughty bitch

Can we get an Assassin's Creed thread going?