/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Mfw I have not seen a single Homestuck con story. Guess I'll start.

>Be me at New York Comic con back in 2012.
>Cosplaying as dad because I'm older and have the body type.
>Join up with the Homestucks for photo Op in a side area of the Javits Center.
>Can't help but notice there's another guy wearing the Dave shirt and a pair of sunglasses. Half asses cosplay if you want to call it that.
>He's sitting in a circle with other Homestucks.
>They're playing spin the bottle for glomps, hugs, or kisses.
>Girl Karkat spins the bottle, while in character. (Karkat types in all caps and scream profanities)
>Bottle aims at half ass old Dave cosplayer.
>She curses and glomps
>She stays in character, while he cops a quick feel of her ass
>She doesn't realize because she's too busy showing her RP off to everyone.
>I watch and say nothing.
>I walk away knowing he's going to get into someone's pants from that circle.

This isn't the first story I have about Homestucks. But it's one I don't mind sharing off the bat.