/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Anon you should be saving your money!!! You're so young, you have no idea how much you need to prepare!
Okay
>A new car, your own house
Okay.
>Anon you need to get out more.
And do what?
>Anon have you gotten a boyfriend yet?
I'm not really interested.
>You should dress and act more mature to attract a man. How else will you pop out three kids?
I don't want any kids. I like to do my own thing, you know... and I like my clothes, and my hobbies.
>You'll change your mind when you get married!
Okay.
>Anon you've just never had good sex
Okay.
>Anon you're just always in denial about everything!
Okay.
>You don't know what's best for you, I do!
Okay.
>You never listen to anything we say, you just run from your problems instead of fixing them.
I didn't know they were problems.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE PROBLEMS, thanks everyone in my life except my parents who will support me literally if I murder

>Just spent >300 shekels on Amazon for christmas gifts
>already spent at least a couple hundred on other christmas gifts
>December weeaboo merchandise order is >600 without calculating shipping yet
>haven't bought any clothes in months
>haven't planned a costume outside Halloween in three years
>indulging in foods I have denied myself for a long time, occasionally drinking alcohol for the first time
>waiting for packages makes me feel like I have something to see tomorrow for
>watching Chinese cartoons and browsing this Nipponese 1000 times steel folded image board has me constantly mentally stimulated

My brain is in constant gleeful overload but I feel actual physical twinges of pain thinking about completely innocuous things like finishing a series as if I were feeling grief. Somehow thinking about it makes me even more gleeful.

I think I broke

I'm really grateful my family is supportive of my weeb hobbies and frequently shop online.

>all these anons with shit gifts and/or families
I'm so sorry guys. Love you gulls, I hope you guys have a good new year at least.

>>7416293
Those stump arms, the static retard faces, the demonic chorus, that fucking dancing.

It's like some kind of moe demon summoning chant, don't play the whole thing or you'll kill us all