/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9377569
No, they just stood there staring at me. While I'm standing there frozen. Walk back out and saw the sign. Though I went into the woman's bathroom.

>tfw no gf to joke about me going into a trans bathroom

>be at con
>balls are sweaty
>need to visit a man about a horse (have to pee)
>sees man bathroom sign
>walks in
>see a bunch of girls dressed as man
>makes eye contact
>walk out
>sees man bathroom sign
>pokes head in and out again
>sees above the man's signs a weird third human sign looked like the ayys have visited
>though it was a Co ed bathroom like in college
>head in and out again those girls don't look normal, looks like hrt or whatever hormone has messed them up
>sees an old man outside also confused
>finally realise it was a transgender bathroom hahaha
>mfw super akward
Feel bad for them because none of them look passable

>>9079030
I am also overweight let's be overweight together =.=

>>9044819
>mfw
Bro is that the concept art of the new dark soul game? Kek

>>9011528
>be him
>make breeding joke
>mfw nobody laughs
Tuff crowd
>eyes starts to twitch while keeping eye contact

>>9011829
Who said I don't have one?

>>9011833
>>9011850
My addiction probably comes from
(flash back moment)
>be anon happy with his life
>going to cons every thing is great
>one day anon meets his oneities
>fast forward he got rejected 3 times
>he even bought her vip tickets to Taylor Swift front row seat
>now anon spirit is crush/ soul is crush
>resells taytay swift tickets and makes 1k profit
>jerks of furiously just to feel what happiness feel again
>never falls in love again
>some say he still jerks of furiously to this day
Kek....

>>9005090
>be me gf was fatty Chan
>to help her lose weight I would steal her food
>2 years later fatty chance became skinny Chan
>mfw she is skinny and dumped me because I got fat