/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10782712
both are subhumans, simple as

>>9554372
>>9554475
Wew. I guess a lot of people really haven't seen Depp in his pre-POTC days.

He's a pasty white little bitch who slathers on fake tan and fakes a British accent.

>>9551125
Excuse the humble-brag shitters, anon. I can understand this, ESPECIALLY in J-fash, where items are made to fit a pretty 'flat board' frame.

It made me incredibly upset (not really insecure though?) when I was younger, because it sucks to find the perfect piece and then it doesn't fit. It starts to feel like you just CAN'T wear what you like.
You've just got to learn to look at it differently; You've got a universally attractive bodytype and are healthy! Just figure out how to dress to both your preferred style and bodytype.

My measurements always hover around 36-25-40. Finding clothing which is fitted at the waist and hip off-the-rack is virtually impossible. I sure as shit can't wear j-fash unless it's dresses which flair from the waist down. Eventually I learned how to sew, so I can make my own stuff and take in commercial clothing.

I'm "that guy" now and I'm not sure how ashamed of it I even am.

PM'd somebody on their sales post at like 3am last night, totally sleep deprived and panicing because dream dress, offering a trade for a dress worth half of hers and a little over half of what she was asking in cash. I can't take it back now so I might as well roll with it and hope for the best.

Totally related feel:
>Other dream dress is being sold locally with basically an entire coord at the price of the jsk.
>Jump on that shit.
>It fits awkwardly because of the high-waist but I can't lengthen straps because of the weird psuedo-OP cut.
>This is what I'm trying to trade now because the other jsk will also go perfectly with the rest of the bundle I just got.
>I just want to be pretty.