/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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The Butch

“Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!” This girl tries to prove that she is just as good if not better than her male geek counterparts. Likely, this is because she actually wonders if she is in fact, inferior to them, so she overcompensates by emulating a super-competitive male high school star football quarterback, complete with:

Obsession with sex and “getting some” (usually also evidenced in a propensity to play horny male characters)
Being a poor sport… throwing tantrums when losing and rubbing it in unnecessarily when winning
Spends hours honing pvp skills and wants “competitive gameplay” with “real consequences”
Generally plays tanks or flavor of the month PVP classes
Chortles along with the guys when someone makes a perverse comment
Desperately wants to be one of the guys
Dresses in cargo pants and oversized t-shirts, trying to obscure her femininity
Enjoys min-maxing more than your average dude
Has the biggest epeen, making up for her lack of equipment in that arena
Knows more about comic books/obscure D&D rules/computers/science/math/whatever than anyone else in the group
The arch-nemesis of the Token Hot Girl, as she generally bad-mouths the THG to the guys behind THG’s back. This is because she wishes she had the balls to wear something from a store that caters to women.

Also, the guys NEVER notice her as a potential female companion, because she’s spent so much of her time being one of the guys. Sucks to be her.

caption: The author can drink like a frat boy. This is picture proof, from a couple years back.