/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9906351
do it with her, be the cosplay husbando you were meant to be

>>9593110
That is true, I wanted to do some tactical 2hu since my dress shows off a lot of leg and wanted to take away some of that attention. And I figured the easiest way was to just full operator.

>Be Fat-German Male
>It was my first time in a Hotel Ever
>Shared a Room with my GF and her friend
>Let's call her Kryss
>Kryss was my EX, and my GF knew it
>Kryss is a very, very weird human beeing
>Got Diabetus and doesn't give a fuck about it
>Pretends to be a Cat sometimes and want's attention
> -Insert weird weeb shit here-. I'm sure she's into it or did it.

Day1 First Evening : The Arrival
>We met up in the lobby
>I gave my GF the money for the room and the Connichi Ticket
>Kryss was short of money but she promised to repay her (spoiler, it never happend)
>Alright, lets go to our rooms!
>It was a pretty big rooms with 2 big beds in it.
>She throws herself on her bed, rolls into a meaty,chunky,fatball and said "MEOW!!!11"
>I cringed already. My GF ignored it.
>it was late, so i showered. My GF was already done in the bathroom.
>"Kryss why won't you shower ?"
>"I want to safe water"
>whatever.jpg
>Kryss was already asleep so i make out with my GF.
>Got hard as shit, and i've never sleept with her.
>"Do ..you want me Anon?" she said with a slow and cute voice.
>OF FUCKING COURSE I WANT.
>HEREWEGO.JPG
>My GF pulled away her Pantys and crawls on top of me to ride me
>My Heart was pumping like hell. It was YEARS ago i had sex with a girl.
>she grabs my dick try to put it in for me.
>It felt so god damn good
>I turn my head because of lust.
>Kryss stares into my eyes, right infront of me and said "MEOW!! CAN I JOIN?"
>Instantly my boner was soft as overcookt asperagus
>My GF and i freaked out.
>Kryss was there the whole time, watching us
>I was salty and mad at Kryss.

NEXT MORNING:
>Kryss finally did shower.
>YES.jpg, she really started to smell sweatty and kind of sour
>She goes naked out of the shower
>"NYAAA IM FRESH AGAIN"
>GF enters Rage mode
>"Anonette ? Why are you mad ? Anon was my BF a couple of years ago!"

Since all this shit happend we only book a single room.
Sorry for my bad english, im a kraut with a really rusty school english.