/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Not so much a horror story as a gurl what are you doing.

>Eating in dining hall at uni.
>There is this heavy set, awkward weaboo girl who "cosplays" to dinner every few days.
>"Gais how do you like my new aviators I totally look like Dave Strider, right?"
>Sitting with friends in one area, some of which play D&D
>Girl comes over wearing coveralls tied around her waste and a black tank top, with her stringy brown hair pulled back with a clip, with two big chunks hanging down the front.
>Hey gais, how do you like my coveralls? I think I pull them off super well, so I tied them around my waist to look more hot.
>I just blurt out "THAT'S A NICE WINRY COSPLAY YOU GO GOING ON THERE"
>Girl turns bright red "I-I'M NOT COSPLAYING WINRY!!!!!"
>She unties the coveralls and quickly zips them up, and fixes her hair.

oops, called her out on it.
Whatever I saved all of the cafeteria from having to look at her disgusting fat rolls and ugly ass strutting around like hot shit.

>>6409056
Try something like this
Also make a giant wrench out of Styrofoam or some other material
>robot servant at your service