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You'd think this, but there are so many times where I try to imply "hey, ask me out dum dum" and then say something that implies the opposite. Usually in the form of "oh, this other guy (who I wasn't into) did THIS in the past that I didn't like (but would like if you did it!)" and don't realize until after I say it. Then I just internally yell at myself for sending the wrong message and know that I can't correct myself without making it obvious that I want him to do it. My favorite example:

>Guy at con that's in my friend group but doesn't actually interact with me is creeper
>Pretty much following me the entire con
>Tell him like "I'm going to go meet up some friends now"
>"Oh, can I come with?"
>"...No, um, I kinda haven't met them in a while and wanna catch up so it'd be awk!"
>"O-oh, okay..."
>Meet with friend (who I have crush on)
>We spend the rest of the day together
>Think it'd be a funny story while also hinting that I prefer his company to tell him "I hate when guys stick around with you the whole con and don't get the hint that you're just too shy to tell them you don't wanna hang!"
>STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCK YOU STUPID DON'T WORD IT LIKE THAT
>He responds "Ah, yeah, I people cling around to me too sometimes and overstay their welcome so I know what you mean."
>FUCK FUCK FUCK, DOES HE MEAN ME? AM I THE FUCKING CON CREEPER NOW?
>Tell him I'm tired and wanna head back to the hotel room for the night
>Get so stressed out that I get shitface drunk to try forgetting everything
>Wake up next to con creeper
>Was probably so depressed and felt so stupid that I went to his room to vent and wounded with that outcome

I WISH THIS WAS A SHITPOST. I REALLY DO. I HATE MYSELF. Moral of the story - sometimes we just fucking stupid.

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