/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9824293
haha this is going to be somewhere in the double digits for my con experiences, but his first! thank you for the extra tips though, i usually forget to bring extra snacks and to see the cosplay competition!

>people fail to make a consistent FPH thread
>but they succeed in giving me a boner

>8th grade
>went from happily flat to miserably huge in the span of a summer
>girls all hate me and guys all wanna bone me now
>start hating my chest and myself
>start dressing like a grandma
>start starving myself
>start working out excessively
>went years without close friends or intimacy of any kind
>eventually meet mr right
I mean he still stares at them like a hungry wolf and he's like a kid in a candy store when we're behind closed doors, boy will be boys I guess, but I know for a fact he loves me for me and not for them so it's fine.

>>9290358
It means that he isn't constantly foaming at the mouth wanting to motorboat them and sandwich his dong in between them, he'd totally support me if I were to get the reduction surgery. He's honestly more fond of my near non-existent butt.
He doesn't love me because of my boobs, he loves my boobs because of me, if that makes any sense.

>>9290359
Why would I dump him? He's great, cool as a cucumber, gentle, funny, eats me out, beautiful eyes, his mom is nice. He's honestly one of the best things that have ever happened to me, the downside being that I feel he's out of my league and I'm constantly paranoid about random sluts stealing him away from me.

Also you got it backwards, I'm not tiny, I'm hueg.

>>9290358
It means that he isn't constantly foaming at the mouth wanting to motorboat them and sandwich his dong in between them, he'd totally support me if I were to get the reduction surgery.
He doesn't love me because of my boobs, he loves my boobs because of me, if that makes any sense.

>>9290359
Why would I dump him? He's great, cool as a cucumber, gentle, funny, eats me out, beautiful eyes, his mom is nice. He's honestly one of the best things that have ever happened to me, the downside being that I feel he's out of my league and I'm constantly paranoid about random sluts stealing him away from me.

Also you got it backwards, I'm not tiny, I'm hueg.

>fat fuck
>want to cosplay but having a hard time not binge eating out of stress
>some shit happened in my life
>don't eat half the time anymore because I don't feel like it, let alone binge eating.

Well my life has gone to shit but at least I'm finally losing weight. I'll get there and then I can finally cosplay my favorite 2D idols.

>>8905554
>tfw wasn't able to learn to play anything because my parents couldn't afford lessons

I've always wanted to play the violin