/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Tell friend I wanna cosplay adult Punpun
>"Oh, I can be Aiko!"
>Jokingly say that Aiko's so plain looking that people won't recognize who she is, but don't wanna discourage
>"No problem, just punch out my front teeth, give me a black eye, and let me carry a bloody fork around. Maybe strangle me for pictures or stuff panties into my mouth!"
>Can't tell if she's joking or not

I'm going to fucking kill this girl.