/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

> Wearing Epic Meal time baconstrips shirt
> I kinda look like muscles glasses
> in international district of Seattle
> looking at manga
> rave girl shows up in massive clusterfuck of an outfit
> lime green tutu, orange tanktop, rainbow socks. cat ears and tail
> she is a little on the chubby side, but not too bad, still has a cute face
> she spots me reading an FMA manga
> "What is a guy like you reading manga for?"
> me: "Guilty Pleasure."
> she brings up Sakura and Kamoricon
> i mention that I'm going as Greed
> fangirl sequel. "That is so hot!"
> she pulls on my arm dragging me around the store with her
> I look for a chance to leave
> "So what's your number?"
> Me: I can't remember it, I don't even have my phone on me."
> try to walk away politely
> Her:"wanna make out?"
> mfw