/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10230003
Why is his face so fucking off putting and punchable?

>>7474450
A-are the pleats from that Mako skirt painted?

Fuck it, I'll give it to you. You know you want it.

> J con 2012
> I'm male, Chinese, tall. Go to con with girlfriend, Thai, small. Don't know what a con is.
> Girlfriend asks me to cosplay with her.
> Since I have long hair, we agree to cosplay characters from Helsing. She cosplays young Lady Helsing, I cosplay just-escaped-from-prison-scray-nigga-ass Alucard. Since I'm tall and she's sort, it work out well.
> Gf good at costumes, made both, really good quality.
> Get to con 2 hours early, bored as shit but gf makes me wait in line so she can get us breakfast. Fair trade.
> As I wait, I lean against wall with my arms crossed, eyes shut. When I open then see a group of landwhales and weebs staring at me weirdly.
> Ignore it as gf gets back with coffie.
> Once inside my gf drags me around and buys tons of shit. I carry everything but get a break when she meets some friends.
> Happily sit "forever alone" in a corner somewhere and relax.
> Feels good man.
> Fall asleep.
> Feel someone hugging me, assume its gf and put arms around her. Gf is suddenly fat, sweaty and apparently her ass is consuming my leg.
> Open eyes to see fat land whale in a blue school girl cosplay with her raggy wig loosely on top of her head. Giggles at me and says "Good afternoon my prince"
> Stand up. Fling that land whale off me.
> Bitch falls on floor and fake cries "Why has sempai forsaken me?!"
> Confused as fuck I turn to grab my bags.
> Fellow land in pink with giant bells on her head grabs my bags and runs off with them.
> I stand there. I don't move. Did the only thing I can think of.
> Point at run away land whale then beckon her back with my finger.
> SHIT FUCKER IT WORKS. Land whale comes back and gives me my bags.
> Both whale at my feet, on their knees start calling me master.
> I make some excuse and bail.
> Hunt for gf. No where to be seen when I suddenly realize a horrid smell of period pussy.

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>>6315531
That horrendous makeup...

>>6277966
OHHHH ORDA FURIDO CHIKIN PURESU