/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8953464
>Be cashiering at store. Employees have to ask for the customer's phone number to look up rewards card.
>Ask guy for his phone number
>"Do you regularly ask strange men for their phone numbers?"
>Tell him it's to look up if he has a rewards card
>"No, I know, but just out of curiosity, do you regularly go up to strangers and ask for their phone number? Like, say some random man complimented your shoes in the parking lot, would you ask for his phone number?"
>....no?
>"Exactly! Well that happened to my bitch of a wife, and this guy began chatting her up after complimenting her shoes and she gave him her phone number after 20 minutes. While I was right there!"
>Tell him I'm sorry, that doesn't sound very normal.
>"I know! And that's why we seperated!"
>Proceeds to tell me about how his wife was a cheating bitch, the sex was terrible, entire story of how the seperated.
>Guy finally leaves, never bothered with getting his rewards card #.

>Later that day
>Ask customer for his phone number
>Gives it to me, only one listing so I click it and ask him to verify if that's correct on the sign pad
>Guy loses his shit
>"That's not me! What is this! I lived at my house for 60 years and I gave you my phone number and this person is trying to steal my identity!!"
>Try to explain how things can get muddled if you give a cell phone number.
>"No! I just had to change all of my credit information because six months ago someone stole my identity and blahblah!"
>Tells me entire story about how someone stole his and his daughter's identity. Someone bought a house under her name and using her account.
>"No one is safe in this cyber age!" Starts ranting about conspiracy bs and drags the guy in line behind him into the conversation.
>Guy says "yeah, it's pretty scary how easy it is to steal your information"
>Dude keeps ranting all the way out his door.
>Next guy in line says "God, what a fucking psycho. Do you deal with people like this all day?"
>mfw