/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>i need $180,000,000 to start DAVCON 2014 pls halp!
>~~Heres what we have planned at DAVCON!~~

>THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND will be dropping a fucking MASSIVE early 90s Jungle set

>ROLF HARRIS will be teaching people how to milk a cow blindfolded!

>SETHISTO will commit Sudoku LIVE ON STAGE!!!!

>FECES THROWING! The family fun activity where you eat a kilo of dried prunes and let everyone spray and throw their smelly chocolate milk across the room. There will also be finger painting at the same event!

>WHY YOUR FANDOM IS SHIT - An interactive panel where I will be throwing bricks at people trying to defend their shithole of a fandom. Grenades will be thrown at the Homestucks

>LAUREN FAUST will be breaking down in tears as she searches E621 for her name.

>ROBIN THICKE will be teaching us the importance of feminism in modern society

>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! An interactive panel show where contestants will defend themselves from the audience (who are also throwing bricks (we like bricks at davcon)) for being …themselves.

>COSHITE COMPETITION! We’ll be giving half a gammon steak to the shittest cosplay. We wont announce when we’re doing this, we’ll just do it randomly and make all of you really paranoid.

>… and MUCH MUCH MORE! will be hosted at davcon. PLS DEPOSIT ALL UR MUNNY HERE if u WaN2 make dis a reality <33 <£3<3 <3 <£ <£ <3<£


>THANK1

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