/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10903028
>at tea
>mfw the autistic girl says "Wait. I have to fart."
>mfw she exits the room and starts screaming that the handle fell off the door

>>10627826
I am not living right. Is life without cosplay depressing me? I found a human poop in the cat litter box

My best days are behind me and they sucked

>>10465294
I had just met Vic Mignogna when one of his handlers informed me that I'd split my D.Va costume, and now I have to live with the knowledge that Vic Mignogna saw my bare ass.

>>10359432
I dreamed that I was married to my con crush and corona was gone.

How do you ask out a girl who lives a state away and is barely on Instagram?

>work hard for my position in the comm
>mfw some dude gets to be First Gentleman just because he's sticking it to the comm President

I entered the ladies' room while in trap mode and went totally undetected. Mfw the stalls were full of farting thots.

tfw the girl at con start to twerk and she has no pantys

>>10035594
>I tried to prove that she didn't arouse me by showing them both my flaccid penis, but they refused to listen to reason

My friend's $2 tights from wish exploded in the ass and she was wearing a thong diaper. Everybody in the dealer's room started screaming. Have they never seen J fash before??

>>9968557
I'm a male under 40, so no.

I thought the jar of change in my bf's room was a swear jar, but it was actually a "jerked off to traps" jar. Is he going to leave me because I don't have a dick??

>2016
>St. Patrick's
>see some rando cosplaying She-Hulk
>she looked self-conscious
>would have complimented her, but she fat
I still feel like a bad person. I could've made her feel good probably.

>tfw the new girl's Instagram bio is "sexy little loli"

>mfw my cat shat in my tea parties

>>9792243
But that's wrong.

>>9792262
He didn't care.

Interviewing for my first 9-to-5 ever next week.

I'm so nervous. This job would change my life. And the prospect of having weekends of to go to cons is exciting.

Also, I'm about to get a tattoo and ask out my con crush. I'm scared shitless.

>be wheelchair bound for life
>mfw I'll never do most of the cosplays I want

>>9781995
Do girls really fart at these things or is it just a meme?

>go to animu shop with normie friends
>gush about how cute Kanna (Dragon Maid) is
>friend who's very traditional says "If you weren't so against settling down, you could make your own Kanna to raise."
Wtf.

>>9444592
no way, I though everyone on cgl were luvlies

Just quit my job to be a professional convention dude.

What the fuck do I do now?

I went to a con in 2012, and my friend got in a fight. The guy ended up hitting his head and dying, and my friend gets out of jail in two weeks.

How long should I wait before inviting him to another con?

I went to a con with my friend last year, and my friend got in a fight. The guy ended up hitting his head and dying, and my friend gets out of jail in two weeks.

How long should I wait before inviting him to another con?

>on my way to a tea party
>stop at Target for Monsters
>cashier (old lady) holds up four fingers and asks "Are you this many years old?"

To this day, I don't know if she was mocking me or thought I was mentally ill,

Old one is kill! >>9236891

Post about your feels.

Keep it /cgl/ related. Pointless arguments get these thread deleted.