/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6352165
I see your argument... But would it be acceptable to call blue/black/straw/bousinberry or cherry cheesecake, a fruit?

I say yes.

>>6352148
Jesus! Why so hostile? What did I do to you?

>>6352134
Nothing that wasn't already there in your head.

NEW SUBJECT: CHEESECAKE
THE CAKIEST CHEESE, OR THE CHEESIEST CAKE?

I've heard nothing but good things about you. Welcome back.

>>6352116
Oh, it might also help to mention, I don't like it done grotesquely huge. when it gets so swollen it deforms, it gets comical.

>>6352116
Its about the increased sensitivity of the nerve endings, and the texture/tightness. I enjoy it, but i know that its extreme to most people, and many partners would never think of it. Different strokes for different folks.

>>6352117
Corrupting innocent young women in sick perversions is also a kink of mine! How convenient!

>>6352119
NO. Because its mean to tease me like that.

>>6352104
I do. I love cookies. Chocolate is AWESOME.

>>6352095
These are mild to me. Not that I don't enjoy a good vanilla fuck now and again, but I always will be aggressive. Biting, hair pulling, threats, orgasm control etc.

You know the whole joke about "consensual sex in the missionary position"? Thats no joke. Eventually you get so jaded that it becomes kinky. I call it the theory of recursive kink.

If you wish, we can change the subject.

>>6352066
Obviously, only ever in a safe, sane and consensual fashion, and I would never force anything on anyone (unless that is their kink) but some of my more mild kinks include

Aggressive assault/rape play
Breath play/control
Surgical play including sutures and scalples
needle/piercing play
sensory deprivation
sensory overload and overstimulation
nipple and pussy pumps
fire play
degridation/humiliation
extreme body modification
etc etc etc.

>>6352068
Always.

>>6352045
I don't do random hookups. I've mentioned before my fear of STD's and loosing my piercing certs. I am also sure you wouldn't be ready for my perversions. I am a sick and twisted fuck.

If you ever have questions though, feel free to ask. I will always be frank and honest, because frankly, sometimes you have an embarassing question that needs a straight answer. My email is always available.

>>6352026
...And why would you be seeing me in a few months? You know im kinda pursuing someone right now, yes?

>>6352026
If you're that curious, im sure my tackle and all its (current) shiny bits are floating around the BME archives somewhere.

>>6352026
...And why would you be seeing me in a few months?

>>6352011
Why do you have hope of doing field research on such a subject? Everyone knows clowns are the brutal rapists of the ocean!

Or is that dolphins? I always get them confused!

>>6352011
I won't lie, some people get intimidated by the jewerly, and I still have five more to do. Then again, the jewelry is usual less intimidating than my over all equipment. I've had a potential partner who thought I had a little barbell or something turn pale, and back down after seeing the goods XD.

I don't know if I should feel insulted or proud.

>>6351989
I'm sure you're pretty, makeup or no.

>>6351990
No, it dosn't. To answer your question, it works REALLY well. It may seem like it would be uncomfortable for a lady, but the jewelry I wear is all smooth, and it adds texture, pressure and sensation. Anal is a little tricker, but once you get it in, and everything is lubed and relaxed, it works wonders.

They wont automatically make you and awesome lover though. You still need to know what you're doing to make your partner happy, but they enhance the experience with good technique.

Why?

>>6351971
Feeling blah, but no biggy. How are you Cactinon?

>>6351952
Well, join us in the Gropey thread, and let us cease spamming this one.

>>6345403

>>6351939
I will dub your cactinon.

>>6351940
Not hate. This is clown time.

I have a feeling this hurricane is going to ruin my weekend and my halloween.

Who has questions and isn't going to psychoanalyze me?

>>6351904
I miss vegas...

>>6351899
You sure did, didn't you?

>>6351889
What am I? Some sort of jester for your amusement? Am I some sort of performing fool thats here to do nothing but make you entertained? GOD! The nerve!

>>6351897
Most makeup as caruba wax. I don't think we met yet.

>>6351863
Im not feeling on top of my game. If you want clown time, take it to my thread or email me.

polite self sage for off topic.