/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7394355
You really want me to spread the disease I would get from a contaminated blood transfusion to other people?

>>7394300
Mmm, plasma. Few things you should know before you go into a donation center.

1) When they ask if you've had any tattoos or piercings in the past year tell them no- you got them when you were a toddler.
2) Tell them you're a virgin. It makes the process go by faster.
3) Try to find a CSL plasma center since they pay the highest rates out of any of the other companies.
4) Wear heavy clothing. The more you weigh the more they pay. Bare the fatty logo with pride.
5) Bring something for entertainment. I, personally, bring my Nintendo 3DS; I've successfully bred many perfect IV Pogeymon whilst having saline pumped into my arms.

Other than that it's an easy $60 a week for just a few hours of your time. I don't know if they changed the starter rates but I got paid $50 each time I went in for my first five visits.

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nevr forgt ;_;7

>>7391892
Yeah, ew, gross. What a weirdo. Yeah. I bet he puts them up on his blog or something. I sure hope nobody links me to a blog like that. It'd be so gross.

>>7389891
Well, I remember her bringing the baby to parties my senior year of high school so she's definitely trying to involve him in her life.

>>7389948
>Or date one for that matter?
Female NEETs have a much easier time getting laid than their male counterparts.

>>7389916
I have clinical depression, too; stopped taking the meds a while back, though. What are you currently prescribed?

>>7389835
She's a single mom and collects welfare money through her kid while living with her parents. Best of both worlds, I guess?

>tfw never gonna get $500 autism bucks every month

>>7389770
That's an otaku room, then. Not a NEET room.

This right here would be an example of the average NEET's room. I only know one other female NEET and she has anime figurines littered on the shelves.

>>7386513
Thanks man, come to my house sometime and we can jack off to these tits together.

/le bro fist

>>7386346
>even contemplating having a 3d relationship

You're a sick fuck, anon.

>>7386329
She just needs a little more purity and she'll be a Jesus of anime.

>>7386235
pls im gettin so hot rite now nd want to finsh,;'

Why the hell would anyone want to pay money to have Pakis and Indians like your stuff? It only fucks over yourself- every status and picture you upload will be advertised to other Facebook users in 3rd world shitholes, hence causing your page to be "liked" by ad-clickers trying to dodge bans for being dummy accounts.

I want to spend a few hours just shoving these dank shoes in her face while she smells them and tells me how terrific my foot odor is.

>>7381563
Are you telling me I'm not as important as my mom said I was?

>>7379895
I like to imagine the guy in the background is a very disapproving father.

>>7379664
>werid kid

nigga do u evn proper fukin gramma?

I really, really do think that these dank shoes will get Jessica Nigri's attention. I don't know how I'm going to get her to smell my feet, though.

>>7377361
Cruise security tends to be pretty tight indoors at night, so I wouldn't worry much about that. Plus dem waves are just relaxing when you're sleeping; like someone rocking your bed.

Being able to grab a group of friends and have a dinner at a restaurant with a waiter at midnight is always great, too.

>>7377284
Way older crowd. Last I checked, don't cruises go for something like $1,000-$1,500 per person on the cheaper lines?

>>7374967
Haaaa, I have a wind chime in my backyard, too; my Asian grandma put it up there to ward away demons.

>>7374926
Will someone explain to me how much work was actually done on her face? It seems like just a shitty photograph/bad camera angle on the right comparison.

>>7373266
God, I just want to spread your asscheeks apart and fist your hole until you bleed in ecstasy.

I always hate working retail jobs on days approaching Valentine's Day. Yesterday my fucking boss made me work cashier and push some shitty Hershey chocolate product, so I came up with the shtick, "Hey, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow- can I interest you in [insert product] for your valentine?" One guy just looked me in the eyes and said with a monotone voice, "I haven't had a girlfriend in thirteen years."

It's okay bro. I'm single this Valentine's Day, too.

>>7367201
Why do open-mouthed smiles only work in my annie mays?