/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6312523
Yeah but...goddamn. How hard do you have to go at it to break a sex toy that fast? What are you doing down there, attempting to murder your vag?

>>6312420
>break within a week
Jesus, woman, it's a vagina, not a mortar and pestle.

>>6312400
That's how we're wired. It's a relic from back when we were naked, huddled in caves and one of the easiest things to kill out there due to a complete lack of defense mechanisms. We just made babies all the time. Males would bang the fuck out of females to make as many babies as they could so we could outnumber everything. Biology, man.

>>6312375
I dunno, a rabbit? Those are popular, right?
>>6312380
>lol
I can see you're really broken up about this.

>>6312377
Yet.

>>6312340
Damn. Have you spoken to a doctor about this? That's really weird.

>>6312327
There's plenty. Just look up aphrodisiacs.

>>6312312
Oh man, that would be awkward. Also hilarious. I'm just picturing a sort of Link opening a chest scene. You hold aloft your brand new, mighty dildo for all to see.

>>6312301
Well if you have a technique that gets you off, why not teach it to him so he can do it? He'd feel a lot better.

>>6312239
Dildo store.

I would love to cosplay the priest from AoE, buy a shitload of blue shirts (like, seriously, a lot) and go around converting anyone wearing red at the con.