/biz/ - Business & Finance

wagie wagie get in cagie

Oh no guys you told me this shit was immune to external data wtf

>>16132338
Doing great! Had a brief stint wageing, but I'm free again, so I'm looking forward to monday!
I'm thinking of spending it going through "Common LISP - A Gentle Introduction".

how long and how much money is necessary for it to be worth it, and are there better, somewhat safe alternatives?

Just lmao
Hi wagies!! Remember how you just got up early 5 days in a row to work all day long? Well don’t worry, we will give you 2 days of sleeping so you can refreshed and ready for another 5 days!
And we will repeat this infinitely. Well, not infinitely, just until your body begins to fall apart and you get heart disease, cancer, organ failure, etc.
Isn’t this great, wagie? Man, I sure do love living my life. What an enjoyable time.

Now, surely you wagies realize that you can collectively bargain for a shorter work week. Or automate food production and redistribute food so that nobody will go hungry and everybody is guaranteed quality life.

But that’s communist, isn’t it wagie? Can’t have communism, can we wagie? No... so, let us get back to work!

>>15305875
Sunday night on /biz/, my favorite.

>>15238456
crypto/property NEET. get back to your cage...

From a young age my goal in life has to become a multimillionaire so I could own a harem of hot, cute, teen girls that I could fuck and impregnate and keep on my ranch. i'm talking about 5-15 hot young white girls that would be my sex slaves. After seeing all this #metoo bullshit with all these rich white guys that made it and wanted to spend a little money to fuck hot teens and going to jail for life i'm losing my motivation. Jerad from Subway, that NVIXM guy, Weinstein and now this Epistein guy. What's the point of making money if you can't even spend it the way you want. After making 40,0000 USD in Bitcoin years ago I have now quit my job and just relax at my parents house living the neet life. It's not worth it anymore. Sometimes I think maybe I could still get rich and move to a uncucked country like Argentina but meh I'd rather just play vidya all day and chat up hotties on Roblox.

>>14720247
this poem is about (You)

>>14556816
Everyone who isn't wagecucking, obviously, or is at least wagecucking remotely for foreign market, makes much more than that. Ukraine is awesome if u aren't wageslave.
Wageslaves here suffer ofc, especially if they are from little cities.

>>14370159
Accountingfag here. I went to a recruiting event in college at the IRS and they said they still audit people when the cost of the audit will greatly exceed the recovery from the taxpayer. They do this people that audited taxpayuer tells other taxpayers and they pay their taxes as a result, so it's still worthwhile. That being said, each year the portion of returns audited in like 2% or something. So uh, pay your taxes.

>>14280294
End of July you’ll be the ones coping and roping yourself

Can’t wait

>>14238264
Somewhere around 0.011 btc
This shit has some potential

>>14193979

Protip: if everything thinks your job is cool and exciting, it's either impossibly competitive or pays like shit. Sounds like piloting is a bit of both.

>>14059486

>>14001715
I'm perfectly content as is
I'm writing the next American epic novel in my ample free time

>>13998347
What do you think will happen after your 3 years at uni finish anon, 30,000 or more in debt and wagie wagie

>>13991780
>Imagine being such an ADHD normie faggot that you don't enjoy your work.

Implying NEETs are normies when literally the opposite is true. This is the mind of the average wagecuck.

Damn, so many cringy tryhard wagcucks in this thread lol. You're literally just slaves, maybe chill with the ego and learn your place lol.

>>13957398

I know right?

>>13620196
Why would a wagie even do anything more than the bare minimum? All they're doing is making their bosses more money, they'll always get paid the same.