/biz/ - Business & Finance

BB is the only smart stonk desu. Gonna ride GME for a bit sell. Let AMC hit some ok numbers sell and then hit up BB. Not falling for all these meme stonk pushes again and get BOBO'd.

>>26970410
>female broker

>>26933904
Fidelity has that 50% from last traded price rule. I dont know if there is a way around it. Maybe if I call them. I just think that phone call would be autistic as fuck.

>call female broker
>Hello, place 4 of my gme stock at limit sells for 1469.69 and 2 at 2000, 4 at 5000, and 1 at 25000.
>"Sir we can't d-
>hang up

>>26894360
one week to six years

>>26702007
UUUU
Unironically going to $40 EOY

>>26615967
>>26615974
based

>>26567296
Atos so is based. Whoever shilled the 2.50 April calls, ty

>>26565476
He is based you are not faggot

>why yes, I am balls deep in OTM calls on random stocks that a webiste dedicated to chinese cartoons told me to buy, how could you tell?

>>26540459
Fuck yeah bro. Thanks.

ATOS calls are going to start printing.

I only bought 7 of them earlier today because this is the first time I've bought options and I didn't have any other money to spare for it. Already up 20%

>>26489963
Wel feb doesn't have 2.50 calls and why wouldn't later calls work out? Whats the play btw i know nothing about this stock. I was just going to buy it because someone told me and the graph looks nice.

>>26450201
Idk anon, someone posted it and I bought it without looking.

NIO
AQB
RLFTF
BFARF
SING

Where the NIOchads at?

>>26336846
Female broker is the best broker, you just call her and tell her to market buy NIO

>>26244999
>"Pump it. I want them all to make it."

>>26219243
>Why yes I'm balls deep in OTM calls on random stocks that a website dedicaged to chinese girl cartoons told me to buy, how could you tell?

>>26218374
Amazing numbers and statistics anon

Calls broker(female)
>hello
>hi anon, this is ms. Rob-
>buy Vale and Gme at open tomorrow
>but anon, there isn't enoug-
>*hangs up*

Have you called, and spoken to, your (female) broker today /smg/?

>>26173436
Yes boss. It won’t happen again. I’ll speak to you tomorrow I’m just out having dinner with my female broker.

>>25961482
>Why yes, I'm balls deep in OTM calls on random stocks that a website dedicated to chinese girl cartoons told me to buy, how could you tell?

>Margin. What’s that?
>No I don’t have $500,000
>What the fuck are you going to do about it
>It’s your problem not mine, goodbye.

>>25890120
Idk, I just bought. but it is true, the secretary of defense is a raytheon board member

>>25884410
>Calls female broker
>"Market buy 1000 shares of NIO"
>"B-but sir it's near an all ti-"
>hang up