/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29350263
>yes karp, we found an individual within our group that wont say "nigger"
>yes karp, send in the tech team to infiltrate his portfolio and sell off his palantir at loss
>oh by the way, how is our anti jew fraud detection system working on wall street so far? How big is our warrant list of jew investors?
>great news sir, we will be increasing our investment on next dip, this software is coming along great

>>29345988
>only 3 million

Alright im in bros. Liquidating my aquabounty and throwing in a few hundred. Wall street watch out, we're gonna be trillionaire neet army.

$1M + and above chads report in

What did you do to maintain your growth of your portfolio once you hit the two comma club? Was it crypto? Real estate? Dividends?

I have $300k in cash and stables, $500k in crypto and $200k in stock options from my employer. Need advice on how to keep this growing and do not want to get justed.

>>28998296
Well im not anon. But I program software for oil, mining, nuclear, and pharmaceutical companies.

Imagine if he said

>hey dozen landwhales, if you veritably destroy your keys to your billions of doges I'll financially compensate you for it and get this over with

No dump because whales didn't sale and suddenly the supply in circulation "halved" because those doges are kill now

>>28760087

60% CHYNA
30% USA AI stock
10% REITs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1ahNtj498

>>28657272
>bzzt bzzt
>anon we're forming an anti china /biz/ coallition, we got some racist CEO companies that need our investments u in?

>>28588302
Thanks for the heads up, simp. Just called my female broker and sold all my bitcoin shares

What do I buy today?

Gte 2.50 may calls?
Dgtw?
Grst?
Sfio?
Shmp?
Some other calls?

I'm trying to ramp up 700 dollars fast to make up for the heavy rlftf bags im carrying.

The call on my portfolio has been answered

>>28303056
>Why yes, I am balls deep OTM call on stocks a website dedicated to chinese cartoon girls told me, how could you tell?
Dangerously based

>>28204393
>kick them out

Who said anything about kicking them out?

Huh? Whats that? I cant hear you speak up. Is biden giving you some hugbux for steel contracts? No? oof. And your riding on a company with "cleveland" in its name? Geez man, might as well bet on the cleveland browns of stocks, come on now.

>>28145135
>NioChad here
>bought at 9 and not selling until 2k

>>28112608
>tfw no longer insecure rlftf anon
>tfw chad rlftf anon now

>tfw threw 200 at sing when it was .01 after it was up 222% and forgot about it.

>>28047292
HAHAHAHAHA
The most cucked hodlers this entire bull run

>>27796964
>why yes, I masturbate to chinese cartoon girls and imagine myself hugging them at night before sleeping, how could you tell?

>>27774755
>>27774941
>B-but, Mr. Chad, you can get the 200 strike for the same price.
>I said 40.
>Yes, sir.

>>27671210
Its not a meme. Lol. Its the first damn fda approved animal for human consumption. And wild caught salmon are endangered in North America. AND Norwegian farmed salmon have tons of toxins due to china's sprayed in the water.

Watch this video. https://youtu.be/bco7rPyKwec

1. Diversify
2. Don't waste your time researching, just dump small amounts in shitcoins and wait for one to moon
3. Crypto is just meme money and will always be, so invest only what you can spend

>>27379053
call your broker (female), tell her what you want to buy, and then hang up

So Goldman is long? GS is one of the shrewdest banks, can't imagine they wouldn't realize this would lather-up the interwebs

>>27139291
>As much as I hate to say it, unless we can keep the racism and hate to a maximum we shan’t be having these threads any longer, nigger.
Based.

>>27068635
>mfw I've been paid the entire day to shitpost on /biz/, accumulate, and HODL
Best thing COVID ever gave to us, teleworking.