/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52488296
Hey that's the new CSSS (Constipated Stressed Shit Strategy). It works similar to how secretly pushing a thumbtack into your big toe to pass a lie detector test works. We can't let this AI bot beating strategy leak to the banks and hedgies. Quick delet this post!

>>52476113
I used to only date super skinny chicks, but yea then fucked this one girl with a fat pale ass and have been hooked on big booty hoes ever since

>>51683506
Well if I'm still up nicely I'm going to take my profit tomorrow morning and close em out- thereby guaranteeing they rocket up even more after the report, that way you can benefit too

My UNG calls from yesterday will make up for all the money I lost on BLUE

>>51648920
What kind of car shall I buy with my gains on calls I'm gonna buy right before Yom Kippur?

I've almost scalped enough profit today to make up for all the money I lost on BLUE

I'm thinking of buying this oil fire sale

We're gonna get a lil retard pump today. Sentiment is just too negative. Not financial advice.

Bake it up,wagie

>>51471804

Ah yes, now it's a full on battle of splitting hairs and arguing semantics. Shut the fuck up you annoying retard. You know what I meant and you can either take the advice or stay poor and miserable. I'm going to continue beating the cheeks off this tutorial mode economy.

>>51421375
>i hate higher rates
>fucking powell being scared of rates

>>51400828
Not my problem

Step 1: Sell two $390 SPY calls. Buy a $385 and $395 call, for example.
Step 2: There's your spread. Now buy a bunch of those spreads. Adjust them wider if you like, or a different sell strike if you like
Step 3: Profit. Take profits between 40% and 100% or higher. Close ahead of catalysts like Powell speaking/CPI reports, etc.
Step 4: Buy something nice like drugs, a car, hookers, a vacation, etc.
Step 5: Repeat as often as you like, rack em and stack em up like

>>51236831
+14.63% today, on crab spreads of all things, believe it or not

>>51234067
My butterfly spreads steal theta from them left and right, up and down

My DRIP calls I just bought yesterday

Thank you bobo. I closed out my butterflies at +150%. I will wait til Monday to reload some crabbish/bullish leaning spreads. Mumu, feel free to green dildo if you wish

Research has also found that males on female-dominated campuses have more casual sex while females on male-dominated campuses have less casual sex (i.e. more relationship-oriented)

it always comes back to the same thing: women want a good mate, and men want as many good mates as possible

>>50990422
Just keep it simple. Buy whirlwind schizo spreads on SPY, and hedge with batman butterfly spreads (5% deviation up and down) on UVXY

5 mins to buy calls. What kind of steak you eating tonight? Personally, I will be having a 20 Oz medium rare porterhouse and a lobster tail

>>50921040
I'm having grilled medium rare bobo for dinner with some of these profits. What risky irresponsible gamble should I do next?

>>50866001
Fuck off

My SPY butterflys gonna print like a motha fucka

>>50754564
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell