/biz/ - Business & Finance

>meta-middleman

Where is everyone parking their linkies?
I can't find a good place to farm it, besides the aLink vault at yearn, which is offering a pretty low APY. Anyone have suggestions?

>>22755944
CHECKED
the reality of the situation is that delusional permabears are in capitulation
WE JUST HAD A TWO YEAR BEAR MARKET YOU DELUSIONAL FUCKING CŨCKS
ACCEPT YOUR LOSSES FROM EXPECTING THE MARKET TO GO DOWN FOREVER AND MOVE ON

Frens, I work with Sergey and he's just called for a team meeting. He said he's feeling quite depressed lately, thus has been dumping 500k everyday. He's requested me to compile all the best Sergey memes to cheer him up so that he'll stop dumping. I need your help Frens, you guys make the best memes.

down to 125k from 250k, hurts, but its ok. I would be a loser virgin nobody behind all his peers without it anyways. This gave me a chance to catch up, even pass most of them. A lot of them are riddled with debt. Now i have a chance to make it, after being a minimum wagie college dropout. LINK gave me a chance at a real life.

ENTER

Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>>20386402
Imagine Sergey coming up on stage at SIBOS 2020, leaning into the mic and saying
>Chainstink? That's a cool one, because we stink up the competition
>Or the Shitlink bc we LINK all the shitcoins together
>or the.. wait for it....
>"chainchink" because we make it easier for China to run their concentration camp
>pretty bad ass huh?
>Stink it over goys, I think I left some good ones for the LINK marines
>Anywho

T MONEY BELLY

money belly

>fat protocol smart contracts are the future bro

2017 had more link threads than now

YEAH I DID NOT SAY NEXT YEAR

>>19135827
>Just found out about Grimm and how /biz/ loved it as well
>going to dump another 700k to make the pain go away

>>19066929
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>19033874
steak king

>>19011616
steak king

>This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 450 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2017 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2018, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>>17763194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3iy_jYFS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJ23XAl2z0

These two videos are really all you need to know for viability of the usecase. As for value of the token only 1 billion tokens will ever exist. Use some simple math and speculation, this is my last post and it really isn't a big deal my man. Also visit the main ChainLink website, skim the whitepaper, and read some of their blogs.

Good luck

>>17569411
Stop.

>>17228357
All the fags on /biz/ that shill Link are going to get their a$$e$ whooped with this shitcoin so hard that even if Sergey personally licks you there, I'll still hurt!

Straight from their publication about Smart Dervatives Contracts:

>Smart derivatives contracts do not necessarily need Distributed Ledger Technology to function, and the adoption of smart derivatives contracts could be facilitated through other technology solutions. However, DLT is wellsuited to the implementation of smart contract technology.

Lmao, /biz/ BTFO once again.

>>16596976
the same powerpoint lol