/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14247464
Hop in.

>Let's make this world suffer, eternally crushed between the gears of an inhuman regime of automation. Let's turn its inhabitants into listless flesh puppets that can only differentiate between various flavors of pain.
>all you need to do is bend the knee. Remember, $1000 EOY awaits.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

>>14028601
Welcome fren. Your sanity now belongs to biz

https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/5ceb073dc5fad6.03685018/sergey-nazarov-arrested-following-alleged-swift-ceo-attack

Holy shit linkies BTFO

"Sergey Nazarov, the CEO of a small company "SmartContract Ltd" was arrested Sunday morning following a violent attack on "SWIFT" CEO Gottfried Leibbrandt. Sergey was seen entering Mr. Gottfried's office saturday afternoon while appearing to be drunk. Employee witnesses say that they heard loud violent outburst and screaming when they decided to call the police. Upon the police's arrival Mr. Nazarov was allegedly seen punching Mr. Gottfried's unconscious body while mumbling about "big macs and oracles".

Mr. Gottfried was hospitalized but received no heavy injuries. We asked Mr. Gottfried for his comments regarding this incident.

"He is a maniac. He first contacted me two years ago asking if I want a partnership with his company, to which I replied that all partnerships are formed over years of hard work and we can't just partner with anybody. He took that as a confirmation of the partnership and has since shared it everywhere on his company's website. He is not mentally stable." said Mr. Gottfried about Nazarov's violent behavior.

After Mr. Nazarov's arrest, the police has searched his pockets and found a half-consumed big mac, a "chainlin" plushie and an unencrypted ledger cryptocurrency wallet that contained 650,000,000 LINK tokens.

If convicted, Mr. Nazarov faces up to 10 years in jail."

>>13901194
That will be 500 LINK sir

what the fuck was that pump LINK $7.83 RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT GUYS

Why no blog post? He's exit scamming, isn't he?

too much euphoria. How do I kill this feeling before I do something stupid, or just burn out

> Just woke up. Finally, my money should have arrived in cuckbase, gonna buy me some suicide insurance Linkies

> login chinknance, go to trades, WHAT THE FUCK BIZ, SUICIDE STACK IS $11K+ NOW? HOW DID YOU. LET THAT HAPPEN SO FAST? WHAT ABOUT THE COFFEE STANDARD?

I want Linkies back below 1dollar where they belong, and I want to continue to make fun of stinki li'kies for buying into a scam, I can't live in this clown world anymore

Who's the hippy?
What's Dan's purpose?
Where's Thomas?
Where's Rory's family?

If he reads /biz/ he should use the word "Insofar" as a secret breadcrumb.

I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY.

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH YOUR FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!!

>>13712367
I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY.

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH YOUR FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS.

I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY!

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY!

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

We will rule over them brutally.

>>13652216
THEORETICALLY WE ARE ALL MADE OF CHEESE

Reminder that Chainlink is the catalyst for the Mark of the Beast and one of its Devs is the antichrist

>>13469777
>>13470077
>>13470177
Be accommodated to all.
Submit tο married life.
Fulfill a favor.
Educate your sons.
Acquire wealth in a just way.

>>13411278
I was the dan assouline larp.

>"gee whiz, rory, these oracles surely are the critical breakpoint of the deterministic and trustless nature of smart contracts"
>"if only there was a way to solve this"
>make decentralized oracle network
>successful outcome intrinsically impossible due to profitability of sybil attacks
>introduce central reputation and listing services with literally KYC to prevent sybil attacks
>end up relying on classic, real world trust model
>still get rigged with fake IDs and constantly sybil attacked while relying on centralisation anyways
You can't refute this, Chainlink will revert to the current system where parties just trust each other based on accumulated reputation in the past. There is no logical function that connects legacy data to the blockchain. It simply does not work and there's no point in using smart contracts when you rely on trust in the end anyways, then you can also enforce the contracts based on intermediaries and trust. This fat motherfucker took a concept and twisted some defintions to make it fit his phrasing. Nothing about chainlink will be decentralized when nodes can only be evaluated through central listing and reputation services.

Chainlink is to Ethereum smart contracts what Lightning network is to Bitcoin. Both centralized, permissioned second layer garbage and very likely Trojan horses to destroy the freeing force of true trustlessness under the guise of scalability. Fuck chainlink.

>open Chainlink whitepaper
>ctrl-f + Chainlink
>0 results
wtf lol how is this legal

>>13342999
What happened as a young child that made you so hungry for (You)s?