/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53585921
>adds 500,000 jobs
>pivoting
Oh brother

>>53492480

>>52983715
Incidentally I've heard you can break the tindr algorithm by merely rejecting fat sluts. Thinking of making a fake profile and seeing how far I can get by tweaking the values (age, income, height, face, abs).

>>52352721
my parents paid my loan and gave me $100k for a down payment get fucked poorfags

>>52354497
I'm a CEO in the bay area and would never hire some loser that got axed in a layoff. Your linkedin buddies just say that to make you feel better.

>>50053658
This "board" lies about everything. First they hype up a date or event. Then when nothing happens, they gaslight people into saying that they never hyped up those dates. They've been doing this shit since March 2021.
Remember the DTCC rule changes that was supposed to trigger the squeeze? Or the Q2 Vote? Or the 741 split? Or the Repos? Or Crypto crashing in June 2021? Or Crypto crashing November 2021? Or the Wu Tang Clan? Or DRSing being the cataylst? Or the Q1 shareholder's meeting of 2021? Or the NFT marketplace? Or the stock split? Or the hedges being unable to let GME hit 350/300/250/200/150 or there'd be a margin call?
Even the more subjective shit is always wrong. There were morons in these threads who seriously thought that we had a 1/4 or even 1/2 of the supply DRS'ed despite their being no momentum to support that claim mathematically.
If you haven't realized it yet, everyone in these threads is a fucking moron.

>>49910149
>sent you out at 16
i dont even know what point youre trying to make other than you seem to take very well to shitty parents. its not hard to tell a 16 year old how the world works if youre honest, since your a moronic disingenuous cunt i assume they were too so thats why youre so fucked up and trying to pass off your being fucked up as something other than a severe handicap

>>49877490
I bought a 1080ti for 350$ during the last big crypto crash, it's still running perfectly 4 years later

>>49792942

>>49650217
3 months

>>29547496
im paying for a roof over my head + utilities, i don't give a fuck what happens to that money after i get what i need.

you have to be a literal complete retard to buy a house and commit yourself to a 20-30 debt (with interest) while im literally spending summers in thailand barebacking 18 year olds and winters in colorado with my friends

stay seething, flyover lol maybe i'll look down and wave at you

>>28992339
>cumskin
do niggers really think this is offensive

>>28137997
>mfw the IOS app was coming "soon" in March 2020

>>28283544
>not even one month of rent

>>28211781
>lose argument
>"hurr durr go back"
every time :^)

>>27970422
>Sorry im really new to this shit.
>I just got into investing
what a surprise. Next time spend time doing simulators until you feel confident in playing with real money

>>27711525
It's only gone down down down down down since it mooned last Thursday. If you're still holding, you're a fool.

>>27597936
>ruin reddit

THE DIPS AT EVERY FUCKING MILESTONE ARE JUST SELL ORDERS BEING FUFILLED BY WEAK-HANDED FAGGOTS. YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THIS AT .10, 1, 10, ETC ETC JUST BUY THE DIPS AND HOLD YOU FUCKING RETARDS

ANYTIME THERE'S AN ATH THERE'S A SLIGHT DIP FROM THE SELL ORDERS

>>26885166
>why do brokers want to protect themselves from retards who buy memestocks on margin?

>>25287510
Mainnet 2022

XRP holders are like Knicks fans without the self-awareness and sense of humor. Hope you kids go broke.

>>25102864

>>21892586
New day new /biz/ pnd