/biz/ - Business & Finance

welp there goes all my gains this week i couldve made $2k if i sold yesterday

>>21918319
Fuck i dumped 5k in at 50 cents am I going to be poor ?

gonna stay off coinbase for a little while guys.

>>21448333 (Checked)
it has to pump eventually r-right?

I BOUGHT AT $10.58 AND NOW I'M RUINED FUCK YOU /BIZ/

>>20390659
Bros I just sent 12btc and he hasn't sent any back wtf do I do? This was my entire life savings

Sad pepe thread. Biz has the best ones.

>>20134272
>not up for debate!
pic related. It's you. Youre a bitch that just HAS to dogmatically believe he is "alpha" just to fucking cope. Jesus christ, youre beta as fuck if you cant become a realist

>>20019992
Same. Planned out my suicide on my birthday (may). I'll most likely not make it either.

Anyone have some sad orchestra music? Im the the mood to go far deep into my depression.

>>19846605
>>19846621
>>19846654
I still can't figure out where these are from, maybe i'm mentally blocking it out

>>19692714
>mfw glowniggers get to sit and shitpost
>mfw I had the opportunity to become a glownigger
>mfw I decided to a robinhood zoomer instead
JUST

mr buffett im sorry i doubted you please stop

I'm concerned I may have a fetish for getting scammed and losing money. I'm not sure what I can do about it.

Each time I see those red bars on my screen, I just can't help but rub one out. Over the past year or so, I've been purposefully buying scam coins and holding them for as long as I can so that I can unload myself to the losses, if you know what I mean.

Hell, even a few months ago when LINK was going parabolic, I became furious, and all the LINK memes on here disgusted me profusely. I felt like vomiting when the gains would show up on my phone. I managed to catch it one day when it dipped, and sold off my whole stack at the lowest price I could. I felt so relieved I wouldn't make any more gains on it. I was so happy that I had to wank off right then and there. I didn't care if I was outside of my apartment. Two of my next door neighbors saw me and called me a "faggy Pegasus". I'm not even sure what they meant by that. But I was so embarrassed after that, that I went to my room and cried like a little pig for an hour or so.

After that incident, I decided to lay off of crypto and /biz/ for a while. But I couldn't help myself and came back a few weeks ago. Now with all the Uniswap coins that are being shilled here, I fear I may end up going bankrupt from all this "excitement".

What should I do anons?

I lost a lot of money on your dumpy Uniswap project, anon. My feelings, wallet, and dreams are all shattered.

I'M TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM BOYS. LONGED BTC
I'VE SEEN THIS MANY TIMES, PRICE GOES DOWN NOW
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, PLEASE SHORT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
THANK YOU

>d-did you buy the dip anon?

Does anyone here know how to get in touch with a live person or actually get their unemployment in NY?

I'm totally at my wits end and making my first post to this board in hopes that someone will fucking know. I'm going crazy, and I've been approved and successfully claimed 3 times already but there's still no money coming. I feel like I'm losing all hope. I started all of this back in March. How the hell is everyone getting through to these fucking monkeys?

>>19314015
where did my thread go

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>>19261777
tfw when dad did this and the cliche "are ya winning son?" whenever I was fragging ppl on CS Source or Halo 2.

Now he has frontotemporal dementia and doesn't know what's going on anymore. BUt when he has lucid moment he is still primarily concerned with how I'm doing and if theres anything he can do to help me.

He was a pretty big shot neurologist, and now I am an anesthesiologist; he got to see me graduate medical school and at least understood what all that meant. But now when I am running an ICU and I would have just liked to talk to my dada about what it was like back in his day when he ran the ICU, I can't. SHit sucks. Dads are OP af

Got a 30k Link stack and can't even use it to really do anything for my dad because he doesn't understand anything anymore. If you don't want some incurable devastating disease, make sure to kick a puppy every now and then, for some reason horrific disease only ever happen to extremely nice and caring people, this has been the case in teh ICU and the cancer wards and with my father.

>>19168647
Where's pepe?

>>19143170
I'm swinging part of my poorfag ESH stack onto other more volatile shitcoins for a couple days before the pump goes too vertical. Lord forgive me for my sins and grant me enough for a suicide stack.

>>19072288
please no not yet

>>19026986
how did you get this place fren