/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the emergency room at the McHospital. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie

>Over a year and still no mainnet

>>12542349
Not a chance. Did you see that Chad at the conference? You are going to be competing with a massive amount of them with more to give these WA-men then you. :(

Will I make it with 22k?

>>12311519
We tell many things if days are long.

>risk adverse enough to put whole entire lifesaving + debt into funny internet meme monies
>still no gf

>>11808870
dumb stinkies keep coping
800k is NOTHING

>>11761382
Big if true.

>>9038685
PLEASE REFUTE THIS OR IM SELLING ALL MY LINKS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8924781
>Chainlink
Shitty cube logo, Complicated buzzwords, 3 man dev team where the main guy is a philosophy major.

>Tron
Awesome 10/10 logo, Easy to understand well written whitepaper, Dev Team made of the worlds best pajeets lead by a total chad/social media master.

wait what. you guys done already?

STOP! NO BULLY!!!
NO MORE! :( :( :(

>>7912502
>the most powerful bullrun in the history of crypto
ehy, no bully

have all the pajeets dropped their linkies yet? We move on now? Cool

is just dead stinky cat, isn't it?

>>7031737
I'm a stinkie but this one is funny

>and then anon.... CUP....HAHAHA AND HANDLE!!! BWHAHAHAHA
>HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hear someone saying
POO PEE
PEE POO
POO PEE
POO PEE
I Barned bou bro
That’s the sound of the NEETS
Shilling on the CHAIN, LIINK
That’s the sound of the NEETS shilling on the
Chain, Link
I can hear them shilling
POO
PEE
POO
PEE
PEE
POO
POO
PEE
Shilling on the delays and delays, and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear them shilling their lives away
Till you hear, some anon say:
That’s the sound of the NEETS shilling on the Chain, link.
Can’t you hear them shilling
“I’m gonna moon
One of these days
I’m gonna moon
See my lambo,
Whom I love so dear
But meanwhile, I’m just a wagecuck here”

Oh that’s the sound of the NEETS...
Can’t you hear them saying
My my my dick is rock
My dick is rock hard...
Woaao woohoo my dick is so hard

>>6779357
I SAID NO BULLY!!! TRIPS CONFIRMED!
>>6779480
NO!!! NEVER!!!

>>6767462
STOP MAKING FUN OF STINKY!! NO BULLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE WE DIDNT DO YOU ANYTHING!! WHY U DO DIS??? WHY??? WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK OF YOU IF SHE KNEW, EHH??? STAAAAHP!!! PLS. k?

>>6758563
>it was just good ol cheap pump and dump
>anon thought we'd be mooning

>>6756542
>!ezenqaBvN2
not even close. He isn't going to show up again, is he? HE'S NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE. WE STINKY. :(

>and then he said something about a cup and handle