/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11166538
>>11166578
Yikes. Get a load of this zoomer

You boomers just don't understand

>know HTML, CSS, and some JS if needed
>obsessed with making UI as good as possible
>don't get any web design jobs, even if my rate is $20 per website
>people using Wordpress get clients and make $1000 per website

My boomer grandma wants to buy me the new iphone XS. I told her instead to give me the money that would be spent on the iphone, so I could use it for investments (i said stocks but obv would spend it on crypto). i explained to her that those phones are a waste of money and that i want to start saving money and investments in order to be financially responsible. she told me no and is buying me the phone no matter. wat do? >:(

>>11029571
Literally every currency is depreciating against the USD

>>11015269
me

you fomoed in at the top again, didnt you, little zoomer? this ones for you: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

>"there's room to grow here, anon"
>get stuck at the same paygrade and position for 5 years

>>10898751

>>10858547
>that zoomer that needs to make a new thread to show an anon who's boss
We don't do that shit around here kid. Or at least wait until it comes true.

>spam 30 year old boomer meme to make 30 year oldfags insecure
>biz turns it around and makes 30 year old boomers based and 20 year old zoomers cringe
Well played biz

Fuck this gay earth. I cant believe Logan lost! I'm fucking shaking rn. How the fuck am I supposed to T pose on the cucks at school now? I'm so pissed I dont even want to play fortnite. I'm going to crank tekashi 69 and scream I'm so mad. My parents fucking threatened to ground me after I threw the remote when Logan lost. The fight was fucking rigged. I'm just going to say it. Ksi is a nigger. There I said it. Has anyone seen my juul? I need it now I'm so stressed. FUCK!

>>10813667

>muh collapse of the monetary system
>im gonna live in a studio apartment in the city and trade my hard earned dollars for internet monopoly money

Yeah, you are going to starve to death while I sit on enough bags of rice in my house to feed the town. Also I just got my house for basically free because money became worthless.

>>10782711
All in holo, will I make it?

>>10767999
>that 20-year-old Zoomer who takes fentanyl-laced Xanax and dies

>>10756798

that 20 year old zoomer who has never worked hard in his life and blames his lack of success on luck

Fuck I might have to get a fucking job soon as I am a completely broke neet and 25. What are the best jobs for a 4chan autist that never talked to friends for years, never had girls be intimate with me? I don't want any socialization. Wharehouse jobs? Package sorter? Shopping cart pusher? Garbage man?

>I didn't apply to college because I though my alt-coins where gonna make me rich just like in January!

>12-16 yo hard working zoomers
>want to buy bitcoin
>can't because of having no money due to age
>see the price slowly rise while being able to do nothing
>"no son you can't have any money to buy bitcorns, it's a godamn scam"

I genuinely feel sorry for them.

20 yo zoomer here. I hope the top right is true so much for bitcoin, it's not fucking fair.

Ok looks like I'll just get a desktop for games

>be zoomer
>have $100 allowance bucks from your mommy and daddy in a crypto coin
>misspell your address by one character sending to from your wallet to another wallet or exchange
>lose your mommys and daddys wageslave bucks
This is why we are still early adopters

20 yo zoomer worth half a million bong here. I very strongly get the impression that people 25 or older treat you like a child if you don't have money, and obviously 99 percent of students have less than 100k. It really pisses me off how people treat me differently once they realise.

How do I give off the impression of wealth without appearing trashy?

i unironically did this today, starting in 1,5 weeks