/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw constantly lie on /biz/ about buying ETH at $2, ANS at $7, OMG at $1, and BTC at $500

>tfw broke faggot IRL but LARP as a hot shot crypto millionaire on /biz/ and nobody can prove I’m lying

>>4319315
>Buy at 1600
>DIP DIP DIP
>sell at 1650

stay mad cucky.

>23
>gf recently left me for another guy
>hold ~460k LINK

am I completely fucked or will I be a millionaire by 25?

Someone needs to write a book or something explaining how crypto works and why it isn't a scam. Adoption is the final solution.

>>3480828
unironically this.

1. Your ethnicity
2. Your annual income
3. Your current portfolio's value
4. How many women have you slept with?
5. How many push ups in a row can you do?
6. How happy are you out of 10?

Are we kill?

>let's spam the same thread over and over and completely trash the board, that'll make everyone like us!!!

IPs that post on /pol/ need to be blocked from posting on /biz/

Make it happen hiro

It is going to crash. Sorry omisegoys.

Has Crypto improved your social life?

Somehow the mentioning of my gains tonight led me to make out with a 6/10 girl. The so called "gains" was me breaking 600 with a 500$ investment. What the fuck

1. Your country
2. How much did you start off with?
3. How much do you have now?
4. How many times a day do your masturbate?
5. How many hours a day do you watch/engage the crypto market?
6. How often do you go out (bars, clubs, dinner, etc)?
7. How happy are you out of 10?
8. Are you NEET?
9. How old are you?
10. How many times have you had sex with different women?

Storj just double bottomed

This pump is not over

Some day I'm going to be worth 100 million dollars

Some day I'm going to be worth 100 million dollars

Some day I will be worth $100 million dollars

Some day I am going to be worth $100 million dollars.

>>2627512
no, just go on okc or some shit and say/show you have money.
You're welcome

Post your WAVES address from the lite client. I'll even throw in a bit of waves too if you create a post shilling wojak on another board so you can spread it.

I am heavily considering creating a scam coin of my own. I will make outrageous and nonsensical claims like "building a distributed network for interstellar time travel" and I fully expect that people will still throw millions of dollars at me anyways because people are fucking retarded.

I will have an Android app.

>lost $30,000, a significant amount of my portfolio, in a single day
>feel nothing

>>1753295

It's going to rise into the shape of Wojak's head and then crash again.