/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9251305
>he sold?
>trap him here on earth.
>send the others to valhalla.

Guys you tried to play it smart but you got cucked i fucking loooooooooove to see day traders getting rekt

>He bought in
>Prep the bulls

so those of you who hold eth and aren't brainlets passively waiting for lambos may have been aware of the parity hacks in previous months, and subsequent lockups of $300M worth of ETH, mainly in the polkadot wallet
the parity/polkadot guys have been pushing for months to get a bailout in various ways. if you don't understand what it means: they want to break the immutability of the chain once more, dao style disaster, except this time there's no greater good excuse, it's simply for their own benefit
the community is unanimously against it, but here's the kicker: these are well connected people. the parity guys are basically rubbing elbows with the ethereum foundation, mycrypto, etc... and when those guys aren't busy fellating each other in san francisco, they jerk off over how much power they got to ream the rest of us in the ass
their latest stunt is a coin vote, this way their lone voices holding millions of eth can trump the community consensus
care about your eth at all? want to see it go back to $1k one day? take the 10 minutes it takes to learn another way to interact with the blockchain, and let your neet voice be heard. it works through signing a message, so obviously you have to use a wallet you own the private key for
https://www.etherchain.org/coinvote/poll/35

>Call the next drop off Mr. Bogdanoff
>Let my people go

>He's about to work at McDonalds Mr. Bogdanoff
>Your games are over now
>Pump it

>>8871865
*declines call*

Pump it

>>8709333
>TRItium pepe
>3 3s
Most impressive

>>8611777
SMINEM MAKE THE CALL

Or will it dip sub 30 again in a few hours?

>>8600288
>>8600319
>>8600384
>>8600457
>>8600794
>>8600858
>>8600919
gentlemen... I think I have a solution to your little problem here

SELL SELL SELL

>release it

>>8571839
it's uncommon at best

*declines*

bring us to 10k sminem

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right

>>8341370
*smin*
nothing personnel kid

>he panic sold
>Dump it
>he managed to 2x his stack
>Pump it
>hes not selling
>pump it more
>he took profits to BTC at Ath
>put him to sleep, call Bitfinex, print 1 billion tethers
>hes awake and his portfolio is 3x
>make him think a crash is imminent , drop off the volume
>he sold everything to USD
>Activate a 50% crypto market crash
>he bought back at the absolute bottom and put a long on Btc at 100x leverage
>pump it again
>he wants to buy the Confido dip
>pull a DDoS attack on all the exchanges
>print 2 billion more tethers when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>huge green dildos till sleep, get Mr Satoshi on the line
>Mr Satoshi is on
>Make Satoshi lock his coins forever and make a public statement as soon as he wakes up
>he already made it
>Activate new paradigm protocol
>he feels Alone now that he has all the gains but nogf
>Deploy the AI robot waifus with artificial womb upgrade
>he thinks its real
>it is
>he never believed he could be so happy
>let him reflect on his life
>he is in bliss
>Guide him to enlightment
>he is becoming one of us Master Sminem
>Good, activate quantum immortality , bring him to Valhalla and then find me another anon

>>8301938
THIS

>>8288545
No mention of our savior? What is this bullshit?

Thank you Sminem
You did good today kid
You did good