/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is the end. Markets plummet. The bear market started as soon as everyone declared it to be over yesterday. This was the shortest bull run in the history of markets. I hope you enjoyed it. Circuit breakers tomorrow.

Where's the crash, /biz/?

>>21566605
Dollar go brrrrr

>>21269538
No, anon. It will never be $28 again. Sell everything now, /pmg/ lied and the Fed will be able to create wealth forever. We were all dumbasses apparently

>>21269565
No it didn't. It took like a day to go from $20 to $23, and then from $26 to $28. An equivalent correction was to be expected

ropes nice
they have the velet kind on Amazon I think...

>>21024619
>time shares

>>21013655
kek, you know he's right

>TFW you get a call for an apprenticeship firm and are literally so excited you hear "S" city and "D" city and tell them your a dozen miles down the road only to have them phone you back and inform you "no, no you don't"

from satisfaction back to a crushing low...a familiar feel...

For a complete beginner using Robinhood, how much money should I invest for my first time?

any tips?

>>20169516
Can't say when but it's coming.

I'm financially ruined.

>>19553549
a month max

I sold everything after $18k gains, monday is gonna be brutal.

>>19347889
How long will they BRRR for, it cant go forever can it?

>How's our little man and his printing press doi-

>>19185536
5 years
My dad is CEO of Economics so trust me

It's the next 10x easy even $0.1 is a 10X. And the team is legit

Well my entire portfolio might be down 5% but at least my 2 SPY Puts I used to ""hedge"" are up 100 bucks

This was predictable If you're losing money today it's your own fault

This is truly how the meek inherit the earth. I don't think even the most ardent of pm chad's are aware of what we are up against. Your future generation's will remember and be truly grateful.

Mumu is dead. Press S to spit

S

nice one. Open a tube or two and leave the rest sealed. Simple. Doesn't affect the value a whole lot. Generally dealers and people will want to check they are real regardless. May help them sell quicker on ebay if they are mnt sealed.