/biz/ - Business & Finance

>a week ago
>stocks are too high
>the market will crash
>GME shit happens
>stocks pump even higher
>no one gives a shit

This really is the new paradigm phase

SOURCE ON WHETHER OR NOT MOST GME SHORTS ARE COVERED?

ALL I GOT'S THIS GUY SAYING NO.

https://twitter.com/S3Partners/status/1355225495835709441

What's this shit I keep hearing about 140% of GME's float having settled on friday? How can outstanding shares settle?

>>26979827
Is there REALLY going to be a dip today? There's so much hype. I think I can buy in the premarket. Should I make a move now?

Fantom is going to the moon

>Buy now before 0.5$ or ngmi

>Checked my MetaMask account
>Sees my 1300 Rubic worth 0.00$
>starts panicking thinking to myself for a second that my funds disappeared and that all the shills and fudders on /biz/ were actually saying the truth
>refreshed firefox
>1.3k RBC still worth 245U$

big oof, to the moon we go

>>26659114
this shit unironically changed the market from greed to fear, hedge funds will be scared what happens with Melvin and his positions and they might take off some risk or try to frontrun the selloff

>>26458693
>wsb retards force the shorts out of the market
>gamma squeeze x 10

This will be fine

>>26378434

>>26301101
Dude I am very careful right now. The new Covid strains, potential lockdowns, businesses which will never reopen again, China locked down a complete city because of the new Covid strain (remember last year at this time, oddly familiar?)

Too many uncertainties for my taste.

>have $5k saved up
>borrow another $5k from a bank at 5% interest rate for 12 months
>buy $5k worth of DOT with my saved up $5k I saved up and stake it on binance at 18% APY
>lend the $5k I borrowed from the bank to blockfi for 8.6% APY
>pay back the bank $5k + 5% interest back and keep the 21,6% APY
>rinse and repeat

Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't do it.

>>26184491

Guys help, after going through some threads and project telegrams, I noticed that there are lots of literally stupid NEETs around. Am I surrounded by idiots here? Is all of crypto a meme?

Please tell me ur highest achieve education degree
i'll start
> b.sc. comp sci, about to pursue masters

Pelosi gives Pence 24 hours to invoke the 25th, they are pushing for impeachment, you can tell that these people live in their isolated bubbles, I am not sure if it is the best idea to impeach Trump right now.

I'm all in on GRT. wen my turns frens?

These fuckers from the central banks have created atleast 4 asset bubbles, insane job:
>stock bubble
>even bigger bond bubble
>housing bubble
>crypto bubble

Have we ever had more than 2 asset bubbles at the same time?

>buy KOL etf
>gets delisted the next day do to illiquidity

When do I get my money back? Robinhood hasnt sent me shit yet after 2 days

If I make it, I will just give my money away, because I will jizz in 18 year olds all the time

>>24672336
Man I fucking hope they don´t agree on a stimulus package, or I am fucked

Bitcoin and Gold work as long as there is enough liquidity. Just imagine if an institutional investor like Greyscale needs to liquidate.

How many robinhood are going to all in bitcoin in 5mins?

>monday tomorow
>had almost no work in prior week but now have more meetings with manager so he'll be able to see how much / little I have
>work week went by so quickly but this weekend was wasted a lot on chores and stuff
>it's dark outside by end of the work day; feels VERY non-comfy

I'm counting down the days to the christmas holidays.

Guys i just sold my gaming pc for some digital oil, am i going to make it?

The poor Anon who bought SPY puts