/biz/ - Business & Finance

Horsechads are we ready for the buy-in ?

TSM 100 when ?

I just pulled all my money out of the bank.

T-72 hours gentlemen, are you ready pre-split chads ?

>>21763557
>get full unemployment coronabux bonus
>put it all in crypto
>have higher net worth than either of them now

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-seems-ready-willing-bypass-191230341.html

>BEDMINSTER, N.J. (AP) — Bypassing Congress, President Donald Trump on Saturday signed executive orders deferring payroll taxes for some Americans and extending unemployment benefits after negotiations on a new coronavirus rescue package collapsed.

>Trump accused Democrats of loading up their rescue bill with priorities unrelated to the coronavirus. “We've had it,” he said at a news conference at his country club in Bedminister, New Jersey.

>Trump said the payroll tax cut would apply to those earning less than $100,000 a year. He said that if he is reelected in November, he would look at the possibility of making the payroll tax permanent.

>Extra aid for the unemployed will total $400 a week, a cut from the $600 that just expired.

>Trump also signed executive orders holding off student loan payments and extending the freeze on evictions.

>2020
just have fun playing video games and shitposting, patiently waiting for technology to advance

>2040
building materals and engineering are very advanced. Buy a condo on 80th floor of skyscrapper in any city I want

>2060
cure for aging found. I am now immortal and have all the time in the world to make more money. Keep investing and waiting for things to advance

>2100
cloning and genetic engineering technology are widely available. I make a clone of myself but taller and smarter, raise him as my son

We're hitting comfy levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>19997894
You can retire tomorrow anon.

>He isn't NEET

I never worked in my life
31 now, and seriously considering becoming homeless if my parents die or kick me out
I'd rather die than be a wagie

>>19521680
And this is why I'm perma-NEET. Any sense of decency, merit or fairness was thrown overboard a long, long time ago and I'll be damned if I contribute to this fucked up society. I believe you are committing evil by keeping this bullshit going and it is your moral duty to instead bleed the system dry.

>>18945280
Don't know how you could ever enjoy it, that's why I don't do it.

>tfw just bought 200 XMR

>>18729218
>stock goes up 1%
>stockies lose their mind
lmao

almost 31, virgin, no friends, don't have a bank account

>>18129919
you don't want highest, you want qualified aristocrats that will always pay out

JNJ
PEP
MCD
CLX
DUK
PG
KO
MMM
KMB
SBUX
HD
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For ETFS you can go with VYM or SPHD

*ting ting ting* AHEM
FUCK GLOWIES

I just cashed out. Never felt better despite being 50% down on my initial. It's only about 7 months of wage cucking and I'll get my money back. Wish you all the best guys. It's been fun shitposting with you.

>never had any investments
>didn't lose anything in this crash
NEETs win again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3Bb4UsXhU

>30yo
>15 good boy points
>0 debt
life is good

i couldn't possibly tell you