/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27566541
He's closer than you'll ever be wagie

Yeah worked at a gas station for a couple years where we sold these scratch off tickets. If you think the regular lottery is a tax on idiots, the scratchers are on a whole other level. I watched countless people come in, buy $100 worth of tickets, scratch them off at the counter (so fucking obnoxious) and then cash in the winners. Usually like $7 worth. And 3 free tickets. Some guys were addicted and would come in and examine each different game and ask me which I thought would “getting ready to hit”. It’s sad really.

I worked at a department store that had employee appreciation days each year. One year there was pizza and salad, but you could only have pizza OR salad. Another year they bought muffins for everyone but the muffins were too big so they cut them into quarters and everyone could each have a quarter of a muffin. So glad I’m not a wagie anymore.

"You need money to make money"

Ok i have $20k saved up, now what?

>>18838187
>Oy vey! Your trustless system will surely fail and then be replaced with an (((institution))) you can trust!
Sure schlomo, I’ll sell my bags right away and get some fiat!

>>18072867
wagie cope

>>17962935
amazon is hiring

>>16833760
>>16834208
>>16834587

All based and redpilled ideas. Thanks anons.

>>15778004
You'll have a hard time finding such a savings account unless you are already rich or have connections. As others have suggested, look into IRAs, monkey-market funds, even some stock indexes are fine.

Is self employment the final step in breaking the shackles of waging?

>Set your own hours
>Answer to no one but yourself
>Can pick and choose clients


Seems pretty comfy, are any of you /biz/bros self employed? What's it like and how hard is it to make ends meet.

>-Servant Leadership

The absolute state of wagecucks.

>>15283704
>>15283144
>Makes over 100k + stocks
>$50 is half days work after tax
Back when i was a wagecuck, 75k was about $210 per day, after tax. OP is a poorfag hahahaha Protip: the manager at mcdonalds isn't gonna buy lunch for the afternoon shift.

I dont wanna go in the wagie cable anons, I cant fucking do it. How do I get out of this shit pronto, I dont wanna go back. Its fucking hell you dont understand, they make you work with literall dipshits who probably have double digit IQs if you combine them. How the fuck do I get out of this hell hole of wage slaving, i probably have like 3 months tops before I lose my shit.

Join the best team out there, just need a few more

DONT BE STUCK BEING A WAGIE

We wont let you down!

code:
Izuna88
Izuna88
Izuna88

I WANT OUT OF THE WAGE CAGE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA FUCKIN CRACK
I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
LETTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTTTT

Im sure this ones been done already but im taking a stab

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To sell everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you profit from it
Or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, hands weak, bags are heavy
There's losses on his portfolio already, mom's not ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To buy bonds, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole call center goes so loud
He opens his Schwab, but the etfs won't come out
He's chokin', how, client's jokin' now
The clocks run out, works up, over, blaow!
Snap back to fidelity, oh there goes funding
Oh, there goes Wojack, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole industry's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so leveraged that he knows, when he goes back to his loan agent, that's when its
Back to the fund again yo, his whole retirement
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You gonna lose your money in the market, the moment
You know it, you better never sell it low
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a buisness cycle you better
(×2)

The funds escaping, through his fiduciary role hes binding
This world is his for the taking
Make me owner, as we move toward a, new market order
A normal bull is borin', but preferred stock's his posting
It only grows longer, only grows bearish
His losses up all over these books is on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the gold barter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's sold far from highs, he's no maker
He goes home and barely knows his own margin
But hold your crypto 'cause here goes the flippening
His boards don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who knows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's his old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da

(Chorus)

Can any whale fag teach me how to catch shitcoin pumps? I really want to increase my sats but I'm unsure of how to do so without bag holding. Alternatively what maths could I do to have a better grasp of the markets? A nice equation to chew on while I'm wagecucking would make the time feel less monotonous.

>ok, Craig is working on the network issue.
>Craig, care to add input for stakeholders on the call?
>...
>Craig, you still on the line?
>Helllooo
>"Yes, I'm here, but fixing the issue. Please hold."
>Sorry guys, Craig is not exactly the best communicator

>>13780263

Look into my crystal ball bobo, what do you see?????

>>11526616
Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Work all day and always ragie,
NEET is comfy,
NEET is cool,
NEET is free from work and school,
Wagie works and wagie dies,
While NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries.

Guys, can you help me out? My cage won't unlock...

I need to use the bathroom