/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51699151
Lemme guess, doctors are completely BAFFLED as to the cause of his sudden massive heart attack?

I should've bought more nat gas calls than I did. Why am I always so conservative and scared to buy a sizable amount of something when I am either constantly right or constantly lucky?

>like a shitcoin

>>51620354
The only thing going down are most people's portfolios

>>51533430
Why can't I live in the US instead of shithole Germany?

>decide to check linkedin
>first post in my feed is someones wedding photos

>>51300920
It's because closed out my KOLD and DRIP calls on Friday, isn't it?

You have to go back

Boomers are literally "pump my bags" faggots

>>50827107
Obviously it was some glowniggers op. What they were trying to get rid of though, who knows

>>50731234
>>50734611
>can't understand the broader implications of what >>50731178 is actually saying
Incels detected

>>50716478
What a shocker

>stocks pumping 0.5%
>crypto dumping 2%

What's even the point of holding cryptos when boomer stocks always outperform them?

Cant even post a cartoon of a tiny hat man rubbing his hands together with and type no words without still offending reddit tyrant tranny jannies.

>>50566908
Imagine trusting a mega multi billion dollar corporation injecting with more criminal fines than any other company on Earth to inject something into your body over and over

>>50264309
>just tonight

>>50175300

haha le pepe frog meme haha

>neets pretending they do anything other than spend all day on their computers

>>49755901
>someone instigates the thread with a politically sensitive post
>others chime in
>"w-what, they don't agree with me!?"
>suddenly identity politics are a problem for the thread
>"y-you can't talk about politics! Only our side can! Fucking glowniggers!"
Actually fucking retarded. What do they think the economy affects? You'd have to be braindead to think an economic crash won't involve politics.

>>49578151
you had a retirement plan in an asset that makes predictable crashes every few years

>>49404065
Climate change is doing it

Is this the incel thread?

tell me if I should buy this crap and why?