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not 95%, not 98%, 100%.
How do I profit from this?

>>58172131
When you say "analysis", do you mean drawing meme lines on the chart in crayon?

There are several kinos that you'd absolutely love, but you're not aware of them and you'll die without ever watching them.

>>58160039
Oh, so it's made up? Why do people care enough to base trades on it, then?

I have 150k between my savings and crypto and I don't know how I'm supposed to improve my life. I make 137k but is it really just gonna amount to buying a house and paying it off?

Why don't americans and europoors do the same?
Their generation z folks can't afford housing when they're young adults

But at least we have our own homes when we're young, you just have to be smart and lock a low interest rate fixed rate long term loan so that your equity's value outstrips your liability

I'm actually Ken Griffin and we're all fucked

I'm going to make 8 figure profits this cycle and ride out to 2000's Nightcore anthems while my friends, family, coworkers, and acquaintances look on in disbelief and awe. Waves of wellbeing and euphoria will wash over me as if it were a warm Summer day of my childhood in 1998. I will finally escape the shitcoin gutters and trenches in which I have toiled for the past 6 years. I will finally start eating healthy, exercise, and quit porn addiction. My real life will finally begin.

>My wife
>My wife won't let me
>I just have to take a picture to show my wife
>happy wife, happy life, right?
>I can't wait to get married!
>This is my wife's son
>My wife doesn't like it when I hang out with you guys
>My wife's going to freak out when she hears about it.

I've only made $25,152.50 so far this year from my job. That's before taxes with 17,471.54 being after. There's no way for me to actually make it besides crypto right?

>>58117836
but europeans are poor

There sure are a lot of emotional people here the week before an expected profitable earnings report.
Must be nothing.
>CAPTCHA: A0G0HY

>Been praying every night
>Never recieve any signs
I don't get it, what is he waiting for?

>op posts interesting bread
>first 3 replies are interesting and on topic
>fuddies quickly identify the offensive thread and are here within minutes to derail any more discussion of the OP

The sum stopping at 32 means there's only going to be 20999999.99755528 bitcoins instead of 21M.

Why is nobody talking about this?

>>58092013
If you say so. So you can't even deduct the loss on your taxes? Grim.

10 years ago, $10,000,000 bought you 30 houses in my area
today, $10,000,000 buys you 10
you didn't make it

>>58089585
>>58089573
why dont you guys want me to be rich?

I bought 1 Bitcoin for $28,628. If I put that into SOL at the same time it'd worth $323,682 instead of 67k. Instead I only bought 2k worth of SOL and it's only worth $24,623. Why did I do this?

>>58082131
I have an idea for a shitcoin that tokenizes zyn rewards points.

>>58081499
that's classified information

I've opted for a procedure that separates my wagie life from my non-wagie personal life. I effectively have no memory or knowledge of what I do at work when I'm not working and likewise, have no memory or knowledge of my outside life when I'm at work being a wagie. This helps me focus on my work and personal life independently without one affecting the other.

theory: the 2021 bullrun never ended and this was the final peak before the gigacrash
doge, shib, etc. never evaporated like they're supposed to, in fact they pumped, there are still unroped GME baggies, and there is neverending euphoria for useless memeshit
I'm tethering