/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56880913
BULL EUPHORIA / DELUSION STAGE REACHED

>>56743769
literally same. I get super paranoid whenever going in and out of elevators. Lucky for me, I'm not a fat amerilard so I can willingly choose to take the stairs.

I used to think their calls for sub 10k and CME gaps were bullshit. So I decided to investigate it for myself to get to the bottom of this. I just checked the Bitcoin CME chart and there actually is indeed a gap at $9700. This confirms sub 10k. So it was true all along. Guys... the Bobos are telling the truth... it's the Mumus who have been lying to us.

Chainlink has pumped a bunch. That's bearish. I sense Bitcoin is going to megadump soon.

Many wonder "who was Satoshi?" but few ask themselves.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WHO WAS PHONE?

I JUST POOPED INSIDE THE BLOCKCHAIN
I'M SORRY EVERYONE, I JUST COULDN'T HOLD IT
EVACUATE NOW, BIG SMELL ALERT
SELL NOW OR YOUR PORTFOLIO WILL STINK

OH SHIT
I THINK I MIGHT BE POOPING AGAIN
>PPPPOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>56069594
The Knocker of /biz/

Massive BTC dump imminent isn't it?? It's been death-crabbing for so long now -- usually when it behaves like it has been behaving now, it suddenly megadumps.

>little sister found the "biz" folder on my computer
>she has seen the frogs
>asked me to explain what a pepe and apu is

The hamster did this didn't he? The hamster that's chewing on the satoshis in the blockchain!

The next psycho mass-shooter with some manifesto is going to be a Chainlinker isn't it??

>Poopsie in the pantsies
Poopie poopie!

Anon, Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your poopoo...
> He told me enough. It told me it was brown!
Anon... I... ate... your poopoo.
> No...... That's not true... that's impossible!
Google it, you know it's true!
> NOOOOO!!!! NOO!!! NOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

It's dumping. WTF. How did OP know?

>>55110810
It's going sub 10k isn't it?

>>55109725
Oh shit, it's the "muh lagging indicator" cope the baggies and topbuyers used in order to cope with the 1W Stoch RSI being topped in April (which resulted in a dump of 5k). So in other words seems OP is onto something big here! Now we REALLY got to pay attention to the 1W MACD!

>BTC only looks bullish on the 1M and 3M charts
>looks bearish on 1W
>looks unfathomly bearish on 6M and 12M

>>54583055
Holy shit it's really going sub 10k isn't it? Looks like it might hit 7.5k even.

>>54556543
>mfw OP is literally within a 20 mile radius of me at this very moment

>>54555800
uhhh checked

Wouldn't right now be a good time to short BTC??????

Hey that anon who warned on March 20th that BTC was rolling over on the 1D Stoch RSI was right - it's now in full rollover: >>54217565

These anons were wrong:
>Your boomer signals don't matter
>Rolling over isn't a thing
>Nobody uses RSI
>elliotwaves.jpg gigapump imminent
>cope and seethe RSIcels
>It's not rolling over soon, and you all will have to deal with that.

>>54200570
It's about to happen!

>>54189333
uhhh checked