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WHAT WAS THAT

DID ANYONE FEEL THAT

>>14346969
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>stand next to toilet door
>about to enter
>too late to spot the janitor cart is in front of the women toilets
>realize I can still abort and come back later
>women toilet door opens and janitor comes out
>NO
>she sees me holding the handle and asks if I can hold the door open please
>NO NO NO
>s-sure
>have to take a dump but now simply CANNOT because I know the janitor will be waiting for me and she WILL KNOW it was me who took a shit
>"heh I will come back later, don't wanna bother you"
>she says no sweetie it's okay just come in
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>bowel system is prepared to take a shit no way I sit on a log of shit for another 15 minutes
>take a shit real fast, maximum pressure only wasted like 5 minutes of my wageslave time
>exit the toilet quickly as I hear "hope it doesn't smell too bad sweetheart teehee"


FUCK. THIS. Why is shitting at work always such an exercise

YOU TOLD ME 11K WAS THE TOP

I SHORTED - NOT EVEN ON MARGIN - AND ALREADY LIQUIDATED

>9900 rejected
>again

HERE WE GO

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTOOOO MYYYY

I AM BLEEDING

BLEEDING IN SATS

I am 100 dollars of BTC price increase away from being liquidated and losing everything I worked for in 2017 and 2018.

WHYS IT GOING DOWN!? PLEASE MY 25X LONG

>enter toilet with co-worker on same floor which I vaguely know at the same time
>fuck fuck fuck, can't dodge anymore because I already held the door for him open and he saw me coming in
>say hi, he doesn't respond just smiles
>I have to take a dump, try to do it as fast as possible
>he clearly only takes a piss as I only hear his zipper from the adjacent stall
>no way I am going to be faster so just accept my loss
>as he leaves he knocks on my door and says "cya anon"

This is fucking humiliating. I just took a shit at work and I bet he is telling the entire department about it. And why the fuck would he knock on my door like that? Should I just start finding a new job

What the fuck? I just heard something about all my bitcoins being halved? What is that about

>see the 10k waiting room thread
>it is inevitable really
>still in tether for dump to 5k
>buy 3.6 BTC anyway for a quick gain to 10k and then sell

I just lost a monthly salary in fucking half an hour

>>14123150
NOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck, why did no one say this before

I need to 30x in about three months

Long story short I spent beyond my means and there'll be consequences if I can't get the money

I need GUARANTEED PLAYS, help me out /biz/, any advice welcome

1k waiting room

I FOMOED AND ALREADY LOST $100 FUCK YOU BOGDANOFF

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>13491647
>My 50x short
LMAO SAME

>>12721761
Me
>smart enough to not fall for vechain, tron, OMG, and req
>fell for FUN

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?????????????????

I INVESTED WHEN BTC FIRST DROPPED TO 12K
YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME I WAS BUYING DISCOUNT COINS
YOU TOLD ME TO FUCKING HOLD
YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE 20K BY END OF YEAR GUARANTEED
THIS FUCKING SHIT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT CRASH OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'M NEVER GETTING MY FUCKING MONEY BACK AM I???????????