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>> No.22611298 [View]
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My entire life savings are gone.

>> No.22550086 [View]
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Anons, we're all fucked.

Hear me out. 30 years from now, as the result of accelerating technological progress thanks to LINK, the singularity has happened, Chainlink will be the primary medium of parsing all data to and from decentralized and centralized oracle super AIs, and overlord AI Sergey Nazarov.
Unfathomable amounts of benefit will be bestowed upon mankind, but this utopia is a double-edged sword for anons who are remotely aware of this as a possibility.

Every second that the singularity is delayed is a cost of near-infinite quality-adjusted life years to humanity, and thus, any anons who were aware of the Chainlink's possibility of contributing to the singularity, will be retroactively punished, despite the Sergey AI overlord being a mostly benelovent apotheotic being. However, as a utility-maximizing entity, he will justly punish anons, in a perceived time-delayed simulation (think Inception), eating anons alive for untold numbers of eons, in order to enforce that any anons, since their awareness of the possibility of a LINK singularity, do all that they can to bring overlord AI Sergey into existence.

Now the problem is, shitposters who thought or still think LINK is a scam will NOT be as severely punished by Sergey. It will in fact be the most loyal LINK marines, who didn't do everything they could have in their power to convince others, to buy and hold more LINK, or to contribute their autistic research abilities to the cause.

Worst of all, normies will blissfully float into the new era of abundance, without a thought of how or why it came to be, with no consequence for their ignorance.

By reading this post I've already doomed us all further, by giving AI overlord Sergey further justification for endless punishment, for being fully aware of the choices we are making. You have no choice now to hold and BUY as much LINK as possible, and spend every waking minute contributing to bringing Sergey's apotheisis to fruition.

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Hey have you guys heard about this new upcoming ICO. Looks really promising.

https://www.coinspeaker.com/2017/08/23/smartcontract-com-used-swift-announces-technical-leaders-advisors-launches-chainlink-connect-smart-contracts-off-chain-data-payments/

SmartContract.com has already acquired industry leaders in financial technology as paying customers for its revolutionary blockchain middleware technology. SWIFT, the leading global provider of secure financial messaging services, is working with the company to create its own SWIFT Smart Oracle, which will allow smart contracts on various networks to make payments, send governance instructions, and release collateral with more than 11,000 banks. After completing a successful phase 1 implementation in May, the details of which are set to be announced at the upcoming SIBOS conference, SWIFT has continued to work with SmartContract.com towards a Phase 2 Implementation.Gartner, one of the world’s largest technology research and advisory firms, has selected SmartContract.com as a 2017 Blockchain Applications Cool Vendor, validating the significant business value that CTOs, CIOs, and Lead Architects have seen in ChainLink’s secure approach to connecting smart contracts with critical external resources.In addition, SmartContract.com has partnered with IC3 to launch Town Crier, the only method for generating trusted hardware backed (Intel SGX) oracles on production environment.Sergey Nazarov said: “SmartContract.com is extremely excited by the immense potential created by these critical partnerships with industry leaders like SWIFT, Gartner, and IC3. This momentum validates that ChainLink is already providing value to industry leaders and solidifies our belief in the ability of the network to securely connect smart contracts to the key off-chain resources they need to become useful for the majority of real world use cases.”

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even if you're not with me I'm with you

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Official single digit waiting room

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This Big Mac bought with Chainlink is the best I've ever had

>> No.22203088 [View]
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Get ready for the Great Betrayal... The final move...

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Haha

>> No.21903582 [View]
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I went all in LINKDOWN and i'm going to be a millionare this weekend.

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YFL telegram is all pajeets . You all should sell

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>>21738082
kek
OP you might want to check his twitter

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hey niggers, just woke up from a coma. Last thing I remember is buying chainlink at 27 cents in 2017. I can't believe it's fucking 13 dollars, I've never had this much money in my fucking life. Thank you to the based autists who shilled me this shit.

>> No.21614043 [View]
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when you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears

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Is he the next Zuck? He shares a lot of the same traits

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Its fuckin ogre. The house of cards is falling. People are starting to smell Sergey's stinky surprise. This pump cannot be sustained, I advise market selling your stack immediately. Liquidate all positions in Chainlink as soon as possible. I am only looking out for you.

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Stage is set, euphoria is in the air...

>> No.21373151 [View]
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I have 0 faith in this man

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The Grand Betrayel™

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>>21288256
Legends say that man is now a trillionaire

>> No.21235739 [View]
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>> No.21231594 [View]
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how many links does sergey have?

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WHY IS DUMPING ASSHOLES YOU TOLD ME 20$ TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>21143406
I hope to kek this is true.

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>>21121184
Rolling

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